Shigeru Miyamoto - Miyamoto's Warning

"Now, listen here. A little Rito told me that you leaked my little Sakurai's game. Look, I get it, I really do, Super Smash Sisters is one of our biggest titles and you want as much info on it as possible, I get it. But you made Sakurai cry, and no one makes my Sakurai cry. So, please understand, that if you even think about leaking Sakurai's game again, I'm going to unveil a new weapon in Splatoon 2 called "The Glock g45" and I'm going to use it to Splat away your goddamn Smash leaking legs! You got that?"

Second pic is demanding you buy a Switch plus Breath of the Wild and Mario Odyssey right now. (then Sakurai comes in demanding you buy Smash Ultimate, and finally Todd making damn certain you get Skyrim too)