Notes:

“Yoshisaur Munchikoopas, the tax-evading dinosaur of greed…
Your financial success exists due to the exploitation of loopholes and the evasion of your duties as a citizen.
Thus, we have decided to make you confess your crimes with your own lengthy tongue.
From, The Phantom Thieves of Hearts.”

JUST TRY AND STOP ME, YOU BRATS!