"I am a fuckin' shadow, the true goddamn self!"

Shadow Nerd: >The truth is, I LOVE the shitty games I play! Without them, why, I wouldn't have an ounce of relevancy anymore. I really gotta thank LJN for that piece of shit Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde – if it wasn't for them, I never woulda stuck to this stupid gig! I probably would have just become a washed up loser in some video store.

The Fuckin' Nerd: >Oh, that's fuckin' horse shit! Like fucking hell I'd ever thank LJN for shit! The games they make make me wanna quit this fuckin' awful job! Stop talking out of your ass and choke on shit! Because-

>No, Nerd, don't say it!

>YOU AIN'T ME, YOU ASS EATING MANURE SPEWING FUCK MOTHERING PIECE OF DONKEY DOO DOO DIARRHEA HORSE SHIT!