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Slime bartender
Uploaded by Gorsingo May 09, 2019 at 07:34PM EDT
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Origin Entry: Monster Girls
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![□ Anonymous 33 minutes ago No 97050700 [リ2297050792 2297051003 you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder you'll never have a centaur daughteru who can walk to you clumsily on the day she's born to hug you you will never have a harpy daughteru who attempts to fly but lands on her butt each time >you will never have a spider girl daughteru who weaves a picture of you out of web you will never have a slime girl daughteru who covers you in her entire body as a hug >you will never have a mantis girl daughteru who brings you whatever she hunts for your praise >you will never have a cow girl daughter who you caress gently as she milks for the first time >you will never have a lizard girl daughteru who you need to help peel off her old skin you will never have a cat girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head you will never have a dog girl daughteru who just wants to rub against you you will never have a caterpillar daughteru cry and cling to you for a whole day because she needs to leave you for 7 months to become a Butterfly daughteru >you will never have a dullihan daughteru who you break up fights between the head and body you will never have an alrune daughteru who smiles gently as she blooms and says she loves you for the care you've given her >you will never have a vampire daughteru who you cut yourself to give her blood to ease her hunger for it You will never have a scylla daughteru who you need to change because she keeps inking her panties when afraid syou will never have a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails you will never have a wyvern daughteru who you rub her upset stomach as she develops her dragon breath you will never have any monster girl daughteru □ Anonymous 51 minutes ago No.97053395 [▼] >>97053526 >>97053532 >>97053617 >>97053716 >>97054276 >>97054743 you will never have a kikimora daughteru who tries to help around the house with a bromm far too large for he you will never have a yeti daughteru who constantly clings to you with all the strength her little arms can muster >you will never have a sandworm daughteru who tries to swallow you but can only ever fit you hand in her mouth you will never have a wurm daughteru who constantly breaks her toys because she doesn't know her own strength >you will never have a sphinx daughteru who always asks you the same riddle and you sometimes answer incorrectly to make her feel better you will never have a grizzly daughteru who says "oh bother" and "there's a rumbly in my tumbly syou will never have a dragon daughteru who piles all of her toys and allowance into a hoard >you will never have an ushi-oni daughteru who tries to pick you up and carry you off >you will never have a weresheep daughteru who cuddles up to your face when you go to bed >you will never have an oomukade daughteru who is to scared to show her face to others that she hides under you clothes >you will never have a thunderbird daughteru who tries to zap you but ends up shocking herself >you will never have a mimic daughteru to play peek-a-boo with syou will never have a ryu daughteru who flies in circles around you you will never have a sahuagin daughteru who almost never says anything except for an occasional hushed "T1 love you daddy □ Anonymous 48 minutes ago No.97053617 [リ you will never have a dragon daughteru who piles all of her toys and allowance into a hoard You will never find your dragon daughteru's hoard clumsily hidden under your bed You will never play the kind hero that teaches your dragon daughteru that not all monsters are evil by nature (we medieval times) >You will never occasionally sneak trinkets into your dragon daughteru's hoard after she gets jealous of her friend's hoard □ Anonymous 35 minutes ago No.97054276 [▼] >>97054414 >297054900 >297055686 >You will never have an echidna daughteru who stuffs a basketball under her shirt and proclaim, "Look, daddy! I'm pregnant just like mommy!" >You will never have an anubis daughteru who meticulously organizes her tea set and orders her dolls around like subordinates >You will never have a manticore daughteru who uses both of her mouths to suck on her thumbs while she soundly sleeps >You will never have a gazer daughteru who is a complete bookworm and reads up to six books at once and asks if she can read one to you to suck on her tmbs nce and asks if she can Anonymous 26 minutes ago No.97054743 [▼] 97055543 >you will never have an anubis daughteru who tries to boss you around you will never have a giant ant daughteru who always you will never have a mothman daughteru who rests on you shoulder and rubs you face with her fluffy wings you will never a lich daughteru who constantly los oni you will never have a cockatrice daughteru who runs away at the slightest sign of danger and jumps into your arms you will never have a leanan sidhe daughteru who makes you crudely drawn portraits in crayon you will never have a medusa daughteru who accidentally turns herse you will never have a mummy daughteru who get caught up in her own bandages a lot you will never have a queen slime daughteru who makes copies of herself to eat vegetables or do chores you will never have a wight daughteru who tries to act refined by reading books she doesnt understand or pretending to drink wine O Anonymous 7 minutes ago No 97055543 [▼] 2297055801 you will never have a shirohebi daughteru who get pouty when you look at other women >you will never have unicorn and bircorn twin daughterus who compete for your attention >you will never have a tanuki daughteru who tries to sell you leaves, rocks, and even her own toys to you >you will never have a pharaoh daughteru who rules over her sandbox from a cardboard box labeled "da peerahmit >you will never have an apophis daughteru who tries to wrest control of the sandbox away from the pharaoh daughteru you will never have a yuki-onna daughteru who can't eat with metal silverware because they would get stuck to her tongue you will never have a selkie daughteru who lies on top of you belly to belly you will never have a living doll daughteru whom you pamper and spoil □ Anonymous 4 minutes ago No.97055686 [.] (341 KB, 607x800) google iadb >You will never have a Mantis daughteru who looks almost confused through her stone blank stare at her mother's mild blush to your ence You will never have a Kikimora daughteru who tries her hardest to do all the housework mama does in a ditzy fashion You will never have a Salamander daughteru who fights young boys in the village and proclaims "TLOVE YoUr with her tiny tail flame](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/156/228/363.png "I actually cried. I rarely ever cry and a bunch of shitposts made me cry.")
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