Are You Tired of Being Nice? - staunch anti-corporate radical being fueled by anarchy meets federally employed woman making her way in the universe

Samus: No. As shady as the Federation can be, and for as many times they attempt to weaponize Metroids, I feel losing my temper against them is counterproductive. I know that I can deal with their antics should they step out of line, and though our business agreement nominally makes them my superior, I have no qualms about defying them when necessary.

Doomguy: … DO YOU BREAK ALL THEIR TOYS AT LEAS-

Samus: Every time.

Doomguy: >8D

AKA what if DOOMGUY was Samus's Partner in Other M.

Adam "Samus! I'm forbidding you from using upgrades until I tell you so!"
Samus "Yes Ad-"
Doomguy: *REVVING UP CHAINSAW WITH MALICIOUS INTENT