Shantae - Kanna's got Competition!

There is no such thing as the best plant waifu, nearly all of them are wonderful. (Only the ones into shit fetishes are compost.) But I cannot deny the queen of plant waifus, the one who started the fetish for me in the first place.

She made my fucking balls drop and cemented my nature boner for all time.

Nature. Boner.

Just gonna add that to the list of stuff I never thought I'd hear.