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4crispycrussant 89 points 12 hours ago As Karl stared out into the smoke-choked battlefield, he tried in vain to see what had become of the rats after thousands of shells were fired into their ranks. When, suddenly, out of the dark dust comes the entire rat army. T-posing and motionless, they slide across the ground without moving their legs, traveling at 60 MPH with sheer force of will. As Karl gasps in pure terror he realizes that their entire army is unharmed due to the giant shield of flex that their combined T-posing has created. Karl, by this point shaking and crying, sends his own great swords to T-pose, but they are outnumbered and their arm span is pitiful. They are vaporized as the unbroken line of rats is slowed for only a moment They consume all in their path, steam tanks, demogryphs, even Gelt, although his pose wasn't lacking. All that is left is franz, and as he pisses and s---- his pants he throws up a feeble T-pose. Now the T-pose of a son of sigmar is strong, doubly so for the legendary emperor, but alas, he was too shaken by the majesty of the rats. His T-pose was weak and hopeless; his form was all wrong. His arms were drooping slightly, his legs were slightly apart, and his fingers weren't fully extended. To an untrained outsider, he might've appeared to have been trying to pull off an advanced T-pose, often called a "fancy" T-pose due to the downward-curving ends of the T shape resembling a calligraphy-style T. But, as anyone there could see, he was just a scared fool. And, like all fools, all of the ice of the empire wasn't enough to outflex the rats. Queek rose out, lifted by the force of flex. His T-pose had an 8 foot arm span. He was so majestic that even the ghosts of his head rack were T-posing with him. And as Karl was crushed, it seemed that the entire world would be consumed. But, as all seemed lost, out of the woods came a mighty roar. As the rats tried to swing around and form a line, charging out of the woods came Durthu. As he came out of the woods the rats tried in vain to form up. A quick snap of his arms melted the entire army. Queek and the council of 13 tried to fight back, but with a prolonged burst all were gone. And as the few human survivors watched in awe, Durthu flew to skavenblight. His arms rose up into a majestic T-pose that will ring through the ages. His legendary arm span was larger than the biggest giant. No mortal or god could oppose him, and skavenblight was wiped away. Finally, Durthu leaned up at the sky, and challenged the gods; both chaos and the gods of man. As they rose to meet his challenge, they were just as quickly wiped away by the greatness of his pose. And finally, on the 7th day, Durthu finally rested, and all was good. Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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T-Posing Rats and Angry Trees (WFB)


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i had a dream that shinji posing became the new "t-posing" and whenever band kids would enter a room someone would yell out "shinji pose" and they would all immediately drop and do it
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