J.K. Rowling Tweet Parodies - The Virgin J.K Rowling vs The Chad George Lucas

When George Lucas wanted to change stuff in Star Wars, at least he made more movies, or made the disliked, but expensive edits to the old movies, J.K. Rowling just says dumb stuff on Twitter.

This is amazing. There is something Star Wars fans can agree upon. If you frame it as a way to shit on J.K. Rowling, all of Lucas's flaws as a filmmaker become strengths somehow. I'm not fan of the woman, so I'm all aboard the finally-agreeing-about-Star-Wars wagon if this is the dark sacrifice that must be made to appease the eldritch gods of chaos that govern the internet.

Point of order though, she did say there were Jewish wizards at Hogwarts. The part about wizards just shitting in the halls, that is based on a real comment.