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mikebloomberg 6:24 PM Hello Dolan. I hope you are doing well. I have some unfortunate news to share. Ok Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDS have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft d--- into the hole of the DVD, for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it was painful. My d--- got stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get it out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Please ston messaging me

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(i mikebloomberg 7:10 PM Hello Lushsux . Ninety-five percent of your murders - murderers and murder victims – fit one M.O. You can just take the description, Xerox it and pass it out to all the cops. They are male, minorities, 16 to 25. That's true in New York, it's true in virtually every city. Huh?
Dolan Dark O @DolanDark The meme campaign by that Mike Bloomberg guy is getting kinda weird mikebloomberg o 6:24 PM Hello Dolan. hope you are doing well. I have some unfortunate news to share. Ok Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDS have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft d--- into the hole of the DVD, for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it was painful. My d--- got stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get it out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Please ston messaging me 11:38 AM - Feb 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App 885 Retweets 12K Likes
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