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![So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, "Hyal Are you having an awesome dey Not, "How are you doing today? No "Are you having an awesome dey Which is pretty... shtty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, ike f im not having an "awesome day suddenly I'm the negative one Usually when people ack how Im doing, the real answer is I'm doing shtty, but I can't say I'm doing shvtty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s----- So fi say, "Im doing s-----," then they say, "Why? What's wrong And I have to be Bke, "I don't know, all of it So Instead, when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say, "I am doing so great" But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an wesome day, I thought, "Wel, today I'm actually allowed to feel s-----" Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, "Well, my mom died," and she immediately burst into tears So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there's a Ine of people forming behind me who are al giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry And she's bawing and she's sayirg, "Im sorry, I'm so sorry," and I'm ike, "It's fne t's fine" I mean, it's not fine but, you know, it's... fne And I would lke to order a Double Jack Meal, and Ive kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? (nhales) And the girl apologtzes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal And as I'm leaving, I think, "I just got a free churro because my mom died" No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro. Anyway, I'm sorry, that's not part of the... (clears throat) All right Okay, here we gp Let's do this Here I am, BoJack Horseman, doing a eulogy, let's go Hey, piano man, can I get a, lke an organ flourish? (organ plays) Nicely done You know, I was a tle worried I wouldn't have the right accompaniment today I guess it's a good thing my mom was an organ donor (rimshot plays] What happened to the organ? (horn 'oogahs] Okay, why just ieave the comedy to the professionals? Okay? This is a funeral, sir, for my mother Can you show a Iittle respect? (trumpet whines] i take it Beatrice Horseman, who was she? What was her deal? Well, she was a horse Uh, she was born in R38 She died in 2018 One time, she went to a parade, and one time, she smoked an entire c-------- in one long inhale I watched her do it. Truly a remarkable woman Lived a full ife, that bdy Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now I guess. Really makes you think, though, huh? Lfe, right? Goes by, stuff happens Then you die Okay, wel that's my time, you've been great! Tp your watress No, I'm just kidding around, there's no waitress But seribusly, that's all I have to say about my mother, No point beating a dead horse, right? 5o Now what? I don't know Mom, you got any ideas? Anything? Mom? No? Nothing to contribute? Knock once If you're proud of me. Can I just say how amezing it is to be in a room with my mother, and i can just taik and talk without her telng me to shut up and make her a drink? Hey, Mom, knock once if you think I should shut up No? You sure? I mean, I don't want to embarrass you by making this eulogy into a meogy, 6o, serously, f you wanted me to sit down and let someone else tak, just knock. I will not be offended No? Your funeral. Sorry about the closed casket, by the way She wanted an open casket, but uh you know, she's dead now, so who cares what she wanted? No, that sounds bad. I'm sorry H think that f she could've seen what she looked like dead, she'd agree it's better this way She looked ke this (groaning) Kinda ike a p------off toy dinosaur The coroner couldn't get her eyes closed, so now her face is forever frozen in a mask of tremendous horror and anguish Or as my mom caled it, Tuesday! Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You lke thet? You never did care for my comedy Here's a story When I was a teeneger, I performed a oomedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months, I saved up for this jacket But when Ifinally had enough, I went to the store and it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and i told my mother, and she said, "Let thot be a lesson That's the good that comes from wanting things" She was realy good at dispensing ife lessons that always seemed to crcle back to everything being my fault But then, on the day of the talert show, my mother had a surprise for me She had bought me the jacket Even though she didn't know how to say it, I know this meant that she loved me Now that's a good story about my mother t's not true, but it's a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks abOut her father. Iremember when i saw it, thinking, "That's the kind of story i want to tel about my parents when they die" But I don't have eny stories lke that. All I know about being good, I learned from TV And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showng people they care with these surprising grand gestures And I think that part of me still beleves that's what love is. But in real Ife, the big gesture isn't enough You need to be consistent, you need to be dependebly good You can't just screw everything up and then take a boat out Into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas You need to do it every day, which is so... herd When you're a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren't what you need them to be over and over and over agan at any monent, they might surprise you with something.. wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my mother was a hard woman, deep down, she loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made her fe a ittle bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting. Hey, Mom, knock once f you love me and care about me and want me to know I made your ife a Rtle bit brighter. My mother did not go gentle Into that good night She went clawing and fighting and thrashing, hence the face [groaning] f you'd seen her, I swear to God the only thing you'd be thinking about right now is that I am naling this impression. I was in the hospital with her those last moments, and they were truly horrifying, ful of nonsencial screams and cries, but there was ths moment, this one instant of strange calm, where she looked in my direction and said, "I see you" That's the lest thing she said to me "l see you" Not a statement of judgment or disappointment, ust acceptance and the simple recognition af another person in a room "Hello there You are a person. And I see you" Let me tel you, it's a welrd thing to feel at 54 years old, that for the frst time in your if e your mother sees you It's an odd realzation that that's the thing you've been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn't feel lke a relef, to fraly be seen t feels mean, like, "Oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me." I was prepared for more cruelty i was sure that she would get n one final zinger about how I let her down, and about how I was fat and stupid and too tell to be an effective Lindy-hopper, How I was needy and a burden and an embarrasament-all that I was ready for I was not ready for "I see you" Only my mother would be lousy enough to swpe me with a moment of connection on her way out. But maybe I'm givng her too much credt Maybe t wasn't about connection Maybe it was a. maybe it was an "I see you," Ike, uh, "I see you." Like, "You might have the rest of the word fooled, but I know exactly who you are" That's more my mom's speed Or maybe she just iteraly meant "I see you. You are an object that has entered my field of vision" She was pretty out af it at the end, so maybe it's dumb to try to attrbute t to anything Backin the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show caled Horsin' Around. Please hold your applause And I remember one time, a fan asked me, "Hey, um, you know that epiiode where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dence because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest? h al the shots of the horse, you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter, but in the shots of Ethan, the coffee cup's missing Was that because the show was making a statement about the fluctuant subjectivity of nemory and how even two people can experience the same moment in entirely different ways?" And I didn't have the heart to be, ike, "No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee oup in the shot" So nstead, I was, ike.. "Yeah" And maybe this is lke that coffee cup. Maybe we're dumb to try to pin significance onto every ittle thing Maybe when someone says, "I see you," it just means, "I see you" Then again, it's possible she wasn't evern talking to me because, if I'm being honest, she wasn't realy looking at me. She was looking just past me. There was nobody else in the room, so I want to thnk she was talking to me, but, honestly, she was so far gone at that point, who knows what she was seeng? Who were you talking to, Mom? (sighs] Not saying, huh? Staying mum? No rimshot there? God, whatever I'm payıng you, it's too much. Maybe she saw my dad My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel When your father dies, you ask yoursel a lot of questions Questions ike, "Wait, did you say he died in a duel" and "Who dies in a due" The whole thing was so stupid Ded spent his entire ife writing this book, but he couldn't get any etores to carry it or any newspapers to review it. Finally, I guess this one newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious, because they ran a review and tore him to shreds. So my father, ever the proud Mary, decided he would not stand for this besmirchment of his honor He claimed the critic didn't understand what it meant to be a man, so he demanded satisfaction in the form of pistols at dawn. He wrote the paper this letter, saying anyone who didn't like his book, he would challenge to a duel, anyone in the world. He'd even pay for airfare to Sen Francisco and a night in a hotel Wel, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana, who was as batsht as he was and took him up on the offer They met et Golden Gate Park and agreed ten pacies, then shoot But in the middle of the ten paces, Dad turned to ask the guy f he'd actually read the book and what he thought, but, not looking where he was going, tripped over an exposed root and bashed his head on a rock I wish 'd known to go to Jack in the Box then. Maybe I could have gotten a free churro t would've been nice to have something to show for beng the son of Butterscotch Horseman My daring mother gave the eulogy My entire ife I never heard her say a kind word to or about my father, but at his funeral she said, "My husband is dead, and everything is worse now" "My husband is dead, and everything is worse now" I don't know why she said that. Maybe she fet lke that's the kind of thing you're supposed to say at a funeral. Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her "My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Or maybe she knew that he had frittered away all her Inheritance, and replaced it with cripping debt, which is a pretty s----- thing to leave your widow with "Bad news, you lost a husband, but don't worry, you also lost the house" Maybe Mom knew she'd have to sel al her fancy jewery and move Into a home. Maybe that's what she meant by "everything is worse now." Is that what you meant, Mom? I gotta say, I'm really carrying this double act. At least with Penn and Teller, the quiet one does card tricks. Hey, pano man, when I say something funny to my mom, how about you gve me one of those rimshots? (rimshot plays] Yeah, but not now When I say something funny Like, okay What's the dfference between my mother and a disruptive expulsion of germs? One's a coughin' fit and the other fits a coffn! That's an exampla of a funny thing (rimshot plays) Thank you Let's try again. Hey, Mom What's the difference between my mother and a bunch of Easter eggs? One gets carried in a basket, the other gets burled in a casket! (rimshot plays] Ready for one more? Last one Whets the difference between a first-year it major and my mother, Beatrice Horseman? One is decently read, and the other's a huge bitch! Yeah, might have gone a lttle too far with thet one. That one might ve been a ittle too "my mom's a huge bitch" for the room. I'm sorry, Mother. You're not a huge bitch. You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead You know, the first time I ever performed in front of an audience, it actually was, uh, with my mom. She used to put on these shows with her supper club in the Iving room and she used to make.. (nhales] She used to make me sing The Lolipop Song" Those parties, they were really something There were skits and magio acts, and ethnicaly insensiLve vaudeville routines, and the big finale was aways a dance my mother did She had this beautiful dress that she only brought out for these parties, and she did this incredible number. It was so beautiful and sad Dad hated the parties He'd lock himsef n the study, and bang on the walls for us to keep it down, but he always came out to see Mom dance He'd inger in the doorway, sootch in hand, and watch in awe, as this cynical, despicable woman he married. took fight And as a child who was completely terrified of both my parents, I was always aware that this moment of grace, it meant something We understood each other in a way Me and my mom and my dad, as screwed up as we all were, we did understand each other My mother, she knew what it's ike to feal your entire ife lke you're drowning, with the exception of these moments, these very rare, brief instances, in which you suddeny remember... you can swim But then again, mostly not Mostly you're drowning She understood that, too And she recognzed that I understood it And Dad All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together And I would ke to think that that's what she meant when we were in the hospital and she said, "I see you" You know, the woird thing about both your parents being dead is it means that you're nextI mean, you know, obviously it's not like there's a waitlist for dyng Any one of us could get run over by a Snepchatting teen at any moment And you would think that knowing that would make us more adventurou, and kind, and forgiving. But it makes us small, and stupid, and petty lactually had a near death experience recently A stunt went bad and I fol off a bulding I'm an actor, I do my own stunts Im on this new show Philbert. I'm Philbert Ster of the show It hasn't come out yet, but R's already getting Emmy buzz. Oh, speaking of buz (nhales] Inm supposed to take two of these every morring, but my days are so screwed up 'cause of the shooting schedule, I don't even know what morning means anymore There's a joke in there somewhere, about a guy who's been to 6o many funerals, he doesn't even know what mourning means anymore Let you guys figure that one out for yourselves Anyway, you know what I thought, when I was falling off the bulding and i went into paric mode? The last thing that my stupid brain could come up with before i died? "Won't they be sorry" Cool thought, brain [rimshot plays) No, that wasn't. would you just. dial t back, all rght? don't even know what "theyr I wanted to be sorry. My mom, even before she died, could barely remember who I waG And of courso, my dad's dead The last conversation I ever hed with him wan about his novel. He was so certain this book was his legacy Maybe he thought It would vindicate him for all the s----- things he ever did in his stupid worthless fe Maybe it did, I don't know I never read it, because why would I give him that? I used to be on this TV show called Horsin' Around, Seribusly, though, hold your applause. Wel held It was written by my friend Herb Kazzaz, who's alio dead now, and it starred this ittle girl named Sarah Lynn. And it was about these orphans. And early on, the network had a note, "Maybe don't mention they're orphens so much, because audences tend to find orphans sad and not relatable" But I never thought that the orphans were sad H always thought they were lucky, because they could imeagine their parents to be anythrg they wanted They had something to long for Anyway, we did this one season finale, where OMa's birth mother comes to town And she was a junkie, but she's gotten hersel cleaned up, and she wanta to be in Olvia's ife again. And of course, she's like a perfect grown-up version of Olvia, and they go to the mall together and get her ears plerced Ike she's always wanted and-sorry, spoler alert for the season six finale of Horsin' Around, if you're still working your way through it. Anyway, the horse tries to warm her, "Be careful, moms have a way of letting you down" But Olva just thnks the horse is jealous, and when the mom says she's moving to Calfornia, Olvia decides to go with her. And the network realy juiced the ciffhanger "is Olva gone for good?" But of course, because it's a TV show, she was not gone for good Of course, because it's a TV show, Olvia's mother had a relapse and had to go back to rehab, so Olvia had to hitchhike al the way home, getting rides from Mr. T. AY, and the cast of Stomp Of course, that's what happened. Because, what are you gonna do, just not heve Olvia on the show? You can't have happy endings in sitcoms, not real, because, if everyone's heppy, the show would be over, and above all else, the show.. has to keep going There's always more show. And you can call Horsin' Around dumb, or bad, or unrealistico, but there is nothing more realstic than thet You never get a happy ending, 'cause there's always more show. I guess untl there isn't My mom would hate it f she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral talking about my old TV show. Or maybe she'd think it was funny that her idiot son couldn't even do this right. Who knows? She left no Instructions for what ahe wanted me to say AI I know is she wanted an open casket, and her idiot son couldn't even do that right. I'm not gonna stand up here and pretend I ever understood how to please that waman, even though so much of my fe has been wasted in vain attempts to figure it out. But I keep going back to thet moment in the ICU when ahe looked at me, and,. "-C-U" "L se.. you" Jasus Christ, we were in the Intensive care unit She was just reading a sign. My mom died and al i got was this free churro. You know the s-------- thing about all of this? Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn ife. Like, how hard is it to do something nice for a person? This women at the Jack h the Box didn't even know me. I'm your son! Al I had was you! [nhales] I have this friend And right around when I first met her, her dad died, and I actualy went with her to the funeral And months later, she told me that she didn't understand why she was still upset, because she never even iked her father it made sense to me, because I went through the same thing when my dad died And I'm golng through the same thing now You know what t's ike? t's ke that show Becker, you know, with Ted Danson? I watched the entire run of that show, hoping tthat it would get better, and it never did. It hed all the right pieces, but it just-t couldn't put them together. And whenk got canceled, I was realy bummed out, not because I lked the show, but because I knew it could be so much better, and now it never would be. And that's what losing a parent is ike It's ike Becker, Suddenly, you realze you'll never have the good relationship you wanted, and as long as they were alve, even though you'd never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you, was stl holding on to that chance And you didn't even realze t until thet chance went away, My mother is dead, and everything is worse now, because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "Bolack Horseman, I see you" But I guess It's good to know It's good to know that there is nobody looking out for me, that there never was, and there never will be. No, it's good to know that I am the only one that I can depend on And I Inow that now and it's good t's good that I know that. So. it's good my mother is dead Wel No pont beating a dead horse. Beatrice Horseman was born in 1938, and she died in 2018, and I heve no idea what she wanted Unless she just wanted what we all want. to be seen. is this Funeral Parlor B?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/774/876/ee0.jpg "I made a poster out of a post I saw last month on the sub (link in the comments) | /r/BoJackHorseman")
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![BOJACK HORSEMAN TIMELINE OF EVENTS BOJACK HORSEMAN 1938 - Beatrice is born [S5:E6] 1939 - World War Il begins after the Jews peeve off Hitler (S4:E2] 1944 - The Sugarman family portrait is taken (S4:E2] s killed in World War II [S4:E2] - Winter passes and Honey has her lobotomy [S4:E21 - Somewhere around this time Beatrice gets Scarlet Fever [S4:E11] 1947 -Cutie-Cutie Cupcake, PC's mother, is born on August 12th [S5:E1] -PC's necklace is bought from JC Penney's [S4:Eg] 1945? 1961 - Herb Kazzaz is born. 1963 - Beatrice meets Butterscotch at the Debutante Ball [S4:E11] 1964 - January 2nd. BoJack is born. Horseman, obviously, in San Francisco [S3:E7] 1967 - Charlotte is born 1969 - Mr. Peanutbutter is born 1970 - Butterscotch goes to work at the Sugarman Factory. BoJack is 6 years old [S4:E11] 1972 - Secretariat avoids the Vietnam Draft by endorsing Nixon [S2:Eg] - His brother goes in his place and later dies [S2:E9] 1973 - Secretariat wins the Kentucky Derby on May 5th and goes on to win the Triple-Crown -BoJack is 9 years old and his mail to Secretariat is televised [S1:E12] -Secretariat commits suicide after being banned for gambling on horse racing [S1:E12] 1974 - Princess Carolyn is born on June 6th [S1:E7] [S3:E2] 1980 - Diane is born but not named - Sometime around the early 80's, BoJack leaves for LA 1984 - Sarah Helmulfarb Diane is named after Cheers at 4 years old [S2:Eg][S6] 1985 - Bojack meets Herb and later Charlotte while performing stand-up [S1:E4] -Charlotte leaves LA to Maine and eventually New Mexico [S1:E8] -Herb starts Horsin' Around and gives Bojack the handheld telescope [S1:E8] -Wanda falls into a coma around this time [S2:E2] is born 1987 - First episode of Horsin' Around airs on ABC. It is seen as an immediate hit [S1:E1] -Bojack and Herb skip the wrap party "to get tanked in a tank." [S2:E3] - Somewhere around this time, Bojack begins drinking on set with Sharona [S6:E1] 1988 - Beatrice attends a live airing of Horsin' Around and goes to lunch with Bojack [S2:E1] 1991 - Todd Chavez is born -"IfYou Wanna Do The Bojack" is apparently a hit single [S2:E11] 1992 - Mr. Peanutbutter's House debuts after Mr. PB randomly wanders into stardom [S4:E1] Bojackes s removed from the Golden Globes for exchanging blows with Sir Paul Mcartney [S1:E12] - PC moves to LA after her first miscarriage [S5:E5) - She begins working at Vigor under Marv sometime between g2-93 (S3:E2) 1993 - A Secretariat movie is in the works with Bojack starring but eventually falls apart [S1:E8] 1st Halloween party. Mr. PB is with Katrina in hippie costumes [S5:E8] - Katrina talks about government spending with Tim Allen [S5:E8] - Herb is fired for being caught in a sex scandal. It's a Kazzaztrophe! [S1:E8] Pickles is born | at 1994 - Hank Hippo wins 94' Animal Choice Award over Bojack and Mr. PB [S2:E7] 1996 - Horsin' Around ends after 9 seasons. 1997 - Events of the "Cryane Video" occcur. Diane's crying incident [S1:E5] Penny is born 1999 - Beatrice visits BoJack to give him a painting owned by his grandfather [S4:E11] -Several months later Butterscotch impregnates Henrietta [S4:E11] 2000 - Hollyhock is born in San Francisco on September 24th -Sextina Aquafina is born 2002 - Prickly Muffin video is released on Sarah Lynn's debut album, I am Sarah Lynn [Sı:E3] 2003 - PC plays poker with Mr. PB, Xena and Eddie, the dog from Frasier [S2:E8] 2004 - Halloween, Mr. PB is with Jessica Biel, his 2nd wife, in Notebook costumes [S5:E8] -Todd, Emily and friends are not allowed into the Halloween party and TP the house [S5:E8] 2007 - Bojack and PC begin their on-aqain-off-aqain relationship as she works for Marv [S3:E2] Todd and Emily are hanging out regularly [S3:E2] e around this time, Todd is kicked out of his mom's house [S1:E4] -Somewhere PC becomes an agent after Marv quits (S3-E21 Diane and Mr. PB begin dating after breaking up with Wayne and Jessica Biel, respectively [S3:E2] arter n is at the height of her popularity with hits like "My Heiny ain't so Tiny" (S3:E12] o be on The Bojack Horseman Show but she declines [S3:E12] Sarah Lynn Bojack asks Sarah Lynn to b The Bojack Horseman Show with Cuddlywhiskers airs and flops [S3:E2][S3:Eg] - Margo is at the premier and Jill Pill is dating Cuddlywhiskers [S3:E2] 2009 - Halloween, Mr. PB is with Diane in Hangover costumes [S5:E8] Butterscotch dies in a duel, defending the honor of his utilitarian novel [S5:E8] Bojack meets Diane for the first time but he will not remember [S5:E8] - Todd enters Halloween party at 18 and stays the night, for awhile [S1:E4] [S5:E8] 2010 - JD Salinger fakes his own death Todd begins construction on Disneyland somewhere around this time [Season 1] 2014-2015 [S1:E1] Bojack is in the act of writing his memoirs 18 years after the end of Horsin' Around Bojack and PC break up in their on-again-off-again relationship but she remains his agent Pinky Penguin hires Diane to ghostwrite for Bojack Bojack finds out Diane is dating Mr. PB after hiring her as a ghostwriter [S1:E2] Bojack makes a public spectacle of himself over a box of muffins #BoJackJerkoff [S1:E3] Sarah Lynn gets dumped by Andrew Garfield, skips out on rehab and signs with Vanessa Gecko - Sarah Lynn tells Bojack that Herb has "ass-cancer" [S1:E4] Todd's Rock Opera is sabotaged by Bojack with the help of Margo Martindale [S1:E5) Diane's father dies Todd and PC take tours on Boreanaz House [S1:E6] Bojack buys the restaurant Elefante in an offensive display of extravagant wealth The "D" from the Hollywood siqn is stolen. By Bojack. Horseman, obviously - Mr. PB takes credit for stealing the "D" and proposes to Diane [S1:E7]Vigor merges with FME and PC is forced to share an office with Vanessa Gecko until Gecko is fired -Charlie Witherspoon, the son of the boss, is hired as an intern - PC sets up a movie about stealing the "D" sign - June 6th, PC turns a [S1:E8] Bojack - Bojack tries to kiss Diane on the way back from Malibu [S1: $ 40 after another short fling with Bojack to Malibu to meet Herb and they fight over a telescope goes Eg] PC meets Vincent Adultman, apparently a very succesful business person - Mr. PB gets his license suspended and hires Todd as his personal driver Bojack uses Margo Martindale to unsuccesfully sabotage Diane and Mr. PB's wedding - Margo goes to jail and Diane and Mr. PB get married sooner than expected at Elefante - Todd realizes sabotaged his rock opera [S1:E10 ]The movie about stealig the "D' goes into production but ultimately falls apart -Mr. PB and Todd start PB Livin' - Diane leaks the draft to Bojack's novel after he tells her to start over, and then fires her [S1:E11] Bojack allows One Trick Pony to be released and wins a Golden Globe -Golden Globes are generally held in January [S1:E12] Sebastian St. Clair contacts Diane about Cordovia Bojack gets the Secretariat role 2015 [Season 2] 2015 [S2:E1] Bojack is struggling with his Brand New Attitude as well as his rebooted acting career -Charlie Witherspoon and Rutabaga are now agents [S2:E2] Pinky now works for MBN under Wanda -Bojack meets Wanda and they quickly begin dating and move in together [S2:E3] Herb dies from a peanut allergy. Bojack sees Charlotte at the funeral [S2:E4] March 19 - Diane's 35th birthday results in a fight between her and Mr. PB [S2:E5) Drew Barrymore rescues a chicken [S2:E6] PC becomes Mr. PB's agent after his former agent dies doing the Funky Spiderman - JD Salinger creates Hollywoo Stars & Celebs. Mr. PB is chosen to host, it will end after one season [S2:E7] Diane clashes with Hank Hippopopulus while Todd switches places with a dictator Diane leaves for Cordovia rSa-FR1 [S2:E8] Hollywoo Stars & (S2:E9 & Celebs airs with Bojack in the first episode :Eg] Margo -Diane gets out of jail and immediately plans to break into the Nixon Library with Bojack Diane returns from Cordovia and stays at Bojack's Kelsey is fired from [S2:E10] PC and Rutabaga agree to leave Vigor and start a new agency, Vim Secretariat after the Nixon scene incident lodd meets the improv group - Abe D'Catfish replaces Kelsey Jannings -Wanda and Bojack break up - Bojack leaves LA during shooting for Secretariat to see Charlotte in New Mexico [S2:E11] Bojack is in New Mexico roughly 2 months before returning to LA [S2:E12] PC hires Diane Mr. Witherspoon has a stroke as PC and Rutabaga gather their things and leave - PC parts ways with Rutabaga - Todd discovers the leader of the improv group is a fraud while on The Giggle Ship Secretariat's private screenings are positive and Bojack is introduced to publicist Anna Spanakopita - Diane meets Sextina to begin ghost writing tweets for her to ghostwrite celebrity tweets, and to get her out of Bojack's house Diane tells Mr. PB she will return from Cordovia Bojack raids The Giggle Ship to help Todd escape PC sets up a meeting for Bojack and Jill Pill Bojack renames his orphanage to honor Herb [Season 3] 2015-2016 [S3:E1] Bojack begins his Oscar Campaign under Anna - PC has a new assistant, Judah - Pinky is now head of MBN after Wanda is said to have moved to Detroit for another company - JD Salinger leaves PC's new agency, VIM, for Gecko/Rabbitowitz and cancels the show Bojack tells some details of New Mexico to Manity Fair Mr. PB buys out a spaghetti strainer warehouse [S3:E2] This entire episode takes place in 2007 [S3:E3] Mr. - Fight #1 - Diane leaves for Ojai without telling Mr. PB BUNNY Z VER WFLEET FOKES says him and Diane are like 5 big fights away from a divorce PB Bojack unsuscessfully tries to apologize to Kelsey [S3 3:E4[ [S3:E5]Secretariat turns out to be a box office success - Todd and Emily begin plans for Cabracadabra PC meets I -PC - Bojack and Emily hook u [S3:E6] Diane learns she's pregnant and decides to get an abortion -Diane accidently tweets that Sextina is getting an abortion -Sextina Ralph Stilton k up is pregnant and wants to keep it actually gets [S3:E7] Todd and Mr. PB start working on Cabracadabra. Emily leaves Margo Martindale is hiding from the law in Bojack's boat then leaves for international waters [S3:E8] Sarah Lynn Chadie pon a contacts Bojack about Ethan Around - -Charlie, now head of Vigor, and Judah discuss a merger behind PC's back Ethan Around, Flight of the Pegasus, and an Indie movie deal with Kelsey all [S3:E9] Bojack and PC fight at Elefante [S3:E10] Bojack is nominated for an Oscar but it turns out to be fraudulent through for Bojack 2016 e Hres Diane and calls Ralph again Bojack tells Todd he had sex with Emily [S3:E11) January 15th Bojack calls Sarah Lynn to go on a lengthy bender - Sarah Lynn dies from drug overdose at age 31 after winning an Oscar - The 2016 Oscars were held on February 28th [S3:E12] Mr. PB, Cabracadabra and the strainers avert a crisis caused by Margo hijacking Bojack's boat - Ethan Around fails again after Bojack abandons it midshoot PB Livin' sells Cabracadabra but Todd accidently gives all his money away as a tip to a waitress - PC recommends Diane for Girl Croosh and realizes she wants to be a manager Bojack disappears - Mr. PB's old girflriend Katrina convinces him to run for governor of California Hollyhock k attempts to call PC but she rejects the call [Season 4] 2016-2017 [S4:E1) Episode i begins in the last week of October 2016. Mr. PB runs against CouldChuck WoodChuck for governor of California in a recall election Diane is working for Girl Croosh and trying to get ahold of Bojack Margo is declared Lost at Sea and presumed dead - WoodChuck is seen reading a paper dated Nov. 30th in bed with his wife - The "I Love California" Amendment is proposed and passed - This bill includes the ski race, a bridge to Hawaii and babies access to vape products - PC tells Ralph about their previous miscarriage and they decide to move in together [S4:E2] Hambone FakeNamington disappears to Michigan for roughly 8 months [S4:E3] Bojack returns to LA - Todd and Courtney Portnoy become an item for publicity #TourtneyChortnoy - Todd has Hollyhock and Bojack's DNA tested and she is determined to be related [S4:E4] Fight #2 - Diane and Mr. PB have a fight about his stance on fracking [S4:E5) Bojack and Hollyhock see Beatrice and decide to take her back home with them #3 - Diane and Mr. PB fight about Diane's new stance on guns California bans all guns [S4:E6] Bojack agrees to guest star on a show for Felicity Huffman, FHBA Los Angeles - Todd calls off the fake wedding between himself and Courtney - PC tests positive for pregnancy 2017 [S4:E7] Bojack speaks with Diane, she mentions that it has been a year and a half - This would mean it is well into 2017, but it is unclear when the new year took place - Fight #4 - Diane and Mr. PB have another fight about fracking while underground - PC lets Todd stay at her old apartment in Tabbywoods [S4:E8] Bojack shows up for FHBA Los Angeles Mr. PB drops out of the race and backs Woodchuck - PB Livin' begins working on Clown Dentistry in PC's apartment Jessica Biel decides to run against Woodchuck [S4:Eg] PC needs to fix her necklace and imagines a distant future where time is measured in beans -PC finds out her necklace is fake - PC's finds out she misscarried and tells Ralph it is her fifth and breaks up with hm - Courtney fires PC and PC fires Judah over the incident wih Charlie [S4:E10] Todd speaks with Yolanda about Clown Dentistry - PC has a meeting with Flip McVicker about a TV show called Philbert PC attaches Bojack to Philbert -PC hires a new assistant, Stuart Woodchuck wins the race over Jessica Biel Sthe ski DUP: to seal the deal with Lenny Turtletaub DIANE BOJACK PC forges Bojack's signature for Philbert Hollyhock is hospitalized for amphetamines and Bojack realizes she was on diet supplements - Bojack takes his mother to a rest home [S4:E11] Time's Arrow deals r [S4:E12] PC and Flip pitch Philbert to whattimeisitrightnow.com s mostly with Beatrice' past - Mr. PB and Diane purchase a new house - Bojack finds out Hollyhock is actually his half-sister Bojack agrees to do Philbert Todd and Yolanda start dating Fight #5 - Mr. PB and Diane fight over the Belle Room [Season 5) 2017-2018 [S5:E1] Bojack is playing his new role as Philbert and begins his relationship with co-star Gina - Hollyhock is in college at Wesleyan PC is in the process of adoption Bojack persuades Todd to get a job at whattimeisitrightnow.com and he is hired as a CEO Dojack per - Diane has her own apartment and is getting divorced from Mr. PB [S5:E2] Mr. PB meets Pickles and they begin dating. Diane goes to Vietnam [S5:E3] Todd and Yolanda break up [S5:E4] Diane hears the Manatee Fair interview about New Mexico Diane begins working for Flip on Philbert Mr. PB gets the job as Fritz on Philbert after a PR blowout [S5:E5) PC reminisces about her upbringing in Eden and her first miscarriage Diane suggests more dangerous stunts even though Todd is worried about the budget - PC does not intervene and Bojack gets hurt doing his own dangerous stunt about her a dead reptile. 2018 [S5:E6] Bojack gives a euology to a BoJack mentions he is 54 years old, meaning it is 2018, though it is unclear when New Years happened [S5:E7] A group of completely unrelated characters are in therapy - Todd and PC have been living together for almost a year - Diane writes a scene for Philbert that plays off Bojack's past [S5:E8] BoJack's Halloween party history [S5:Eg] Season 1 of Philbert ends Hollyhock visits Bojack in LA and pours his goof-berries down the drain - Todd gives birth to his first-born son, Henry Fondle. Emily refuses the responsibilities of a mother Bojacke Margo has does Bojack things and puts himself in the way of physical harm washed ashore a religious community [Ss-E10] -About 2 months after the crash, Bojack is recovering and the premier of Philbert has positive reviews Bojack and Diane have a falling out argument - Diane invites Mr. PB into her apartment after the premiere Diane [S5:E11] Philbert is filming season 2, Bojack falls deeper into opioid abuse and chokes out Gina [S5:E12] Sadie calls PC about adopting her child - Mr. PB cheats on Pickles with Diane, and it is revealed that this is the second time it's happened Whattimeisitrightnow cancels Philbert - Todd kills his son, the CEO Henry Fondle Diane takes Bojack to rehab - Mr. PB tries to break up with Pickles but instead asks her to marry him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/737/493/e8a.jpg "BoJack Timeline of Events through Season 5 | /r/BoJackHorseman")
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