Deus Ex - My BALLS are ａｕｇｍｅｎｔｅｄ You've got ten seconds to blow it out your a$$ before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

Those alien bastards stole our babes, what a shame.
Why don't you join the Aliens in a body bag

I never noticed before now how much Duke Nukem looks like Joey from Friends.