Musician 'Matt Farley' Explains The 'Your Name + Poop Song' TikTok Trend And Why He's Written So Many Songs About Poop
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![ile 9 KB, 213x237, bean boy ipg) 03/07/14(Fri) 18:07:54 UTC-8 No 536 11 7584 Reples: 2m6117幽zzS26110122 zzS26118921 zzs2611924'te5361199蝕2253612017g 쯔536120548 쯔536125258 쯔536125048 쯔536126167 >> 536 127594 ー536128661 쯔536130053 536133304 쯔536133929 So my 12 year old son keeps saying that he is a "Bean Boy" At first I thought it was a stupid game after he went through the cupboard reading names of canned s---. Idk why he got attached to the beans in particular, but now he won't even go by his own name anymore, just names of beans (Ex. today he is Pinto). He says that him and his friends are a bean gang called Bean Boys or some stupid s---. | Checked his internet history and it was 85% bean related, and his facebook posts are generally bean related as well I'm sick of my p ter ink being wasted on stupid print outs of bean pictures, and Ive recently had $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets. Not to mention the general smell I have to deal with now. So what the f--- do I make of this? Should I take him to the shrink? File: 1394244725089 ipg-(29 KB, 509x541, bean jpg) □ Anonymous (D tibwM) 03/07/14(Fri)18:17:59 UTC-8 No pic related, he just asked me to print this stupid s--- out be Anonymous (ID: +sGujEFD) 03/07/14(Fri)18:09 52 UTC □ Anonymous (ID: +sGUEFD) 03/07/14(Fn)18:18:40 UTC- File: 1394245120782 na (136 KB, 360x360, 1387257074547.pr This is the best goddamn thing Anonymous (ID: hNexEon) 03/07/14(Fri)18 44 52 UTC-8 No.536122829 wut 85% bean related Just read this to my girl and we both cracked up s (ID 03/07/14(Fri)18:18:42 UTC-8 No.536119020 Replies: 3:538119430 2:53812818 File 13942451227371凶115 KB. 250x250, bush-baked-beans;pg) I'll post pics of all the f------ print outs as well as history screens if it means that much to you. My wife isn't sure what to make of it either. She's growing more concemed, and today was kind of a breaking point. He started this stupid jingle "Baked, kidney, black and green. Beans, beans they make me want to scream I f------ hate my life right now Im way too embarrassed to have friends over. Also pic related, whenever he sees this commercial on TV he just about s---- himself, like they are talking to him personally about his "hobby". Could he be schizophrenic □ Anonymous (DILrhQGaz) 03/07/14(Fri)18:20:16 UTC-8 No. 536 119247 □ Anonymous (0 QmfMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri)18:37 22 UTC-8 File: 1394246242699 41 55 MB, 2592x1936. IMG 0328 jpg) My sides have ascended to a new plane □ Anonymous (O gL-F8cY) 03/07/14(Fri)18 20 35 UTC-8 No 536119295 File: 1394245235655 jpg-(15 KB, 246x291, 1394056704234 jpg) These are his f------ misprints. like 10% of the daily prints Hopefully your story means he is at least one of the cooler bean boys as pinto' but likel ame Anonymous (ID: fmQBDZZI) 03/07/1AFn)18:58:32 UTC-8 No.536124698 Reptes: 리SS125943 I really hope this is real lol s (ID 03/07/14(Fri)18:43:15 UTC-8 No 536122623 Replies: 22525123625 22536123573 2253612814536128492 File: 1394246595773 ing(1.55 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0329 jpg) When he falls asleep I will try to get a pic of him, he usually crashes on the couch with some cans. My wife has to mave him to his bed WITH the cans or else he wakes up screaming about where his beans went. Is there any way to ween him off beans? Should I just let it pass? Maybe I can get him involved with sports or something to take his mind off of it. He was diagnosed with very mild asperger's syndrome but I am really worried that this bean obsession could worsen or agitate his condition. コAnonymous (ID QmtMcGru) 03/07/14(Fri)18 59 30 UTC-8 No 536124827 Replies:竺536123943 rm not sure my son is asleep though and of course he has two f------ can$ of bean$ with hin rm not sure what they are This lod is the bane of my existence lately love him to death but for god's sake, it's tearing my family apart. My wife is scared to death that his 'addiction' (that's taking it a little far in my opinion) or at least his behavior will pass onto our two younger children. She has even discussed separating them for a period of time by taking the other two to her mothers □ Anonymous CID fbCd9wdG) 03/07/14(Fri)19 03 04 UTC-8 No. 536125313 my twelve year that best thread of the day He's also spending a lot of time on this forum I guess his knowledge of beans is mildly MILDLY impressive for a child, maybe he can do agriculture when he's older if he even makes it to highschool. □ Anonymous (ID gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fn)19:02:41 UTCA No.536125258 Reples: 246125689 Pics of son coming up, have to sneak them around wife. She thinks I'm doing work on my laptop lol. 15 KB, 194x146, 1394244474169.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID /yOQD+Ak) 03/07/14(F File: 13942484697351凶419 KB. 403x403. 2 Anonymous (ID: BZAdpduN) 03v07/14(Fri)19 05 43 UTC-8 No 536125648 this thread what in the m--------- beans PO B ) 03 07/14 Fri)19 06 01 UTC-8 No 536125689 Reples: LA 53612送 Beans nymous baked kidney black and green. Can't stop laughing, h--------... Ano y o s ID an McGr 03/07/14 Fr 19 07:59 UTC-8 No. 536125943 Rep 8 536120072) 536 2 2-530126207, 536126221) s361262282 536126345-53612669). 536120714) 536126 쯔5361268732 530 2001S File: 1394248079140 jg1.76 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_0331.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID 1mcBsDF) 03/07/14(Fn)19:09:02 UTC-8 No 536126072 Jesus Christ this is hilarious My son sleeping with his f------ cans of beans. I think they're chili beans, idk I really don't give a f--- at this point Archive this s--- he needs to respect the fact that am paying out the ass in plumbing fees from the onslaught of sewage being pumped through my house. Not to mention he prints 20+ pages of BEANS, not something important f--- beans every day. Literally binders full of bean pictures. I can't even hold a normal conversation with my son, and my wife is threatening to leave with the other kids to "get a break. I mean it's not our only problem, but the absurdity is driving us both insane. □ Anonymous (D gVMsTk+F) 03/07/14(Fri)19:11:39 UTC-8 No. 536126396 Anonymous (ID: Yyxdc3]7) 03/07/14(Fri)19:17:23 UTC-8 No.536127215 Replies: 22535127731 22536128084 7 KB, 107x91, 13942444741691.jpg) File 165 KB, 333x493, 010 evil_beans jpg) Keep laughing. □ Anonymous (ID oPeLg2bO) 03/07/14(Fn)19 14:55 UTC-8 No 536126873 Replies: File: 1394248495565,jpg 71 KB, 400x300, beans lead1.jpg) 36127104 □ Anonymous oPeLg2bO) 03/07/140Fn)1917 29 UTC-8 No 536127227 Replies 프536127365 File: 1394248649867 jpg-(282 KB, 800x600, beans jpg) 536128361 OP so let me get this correct: he is printing off bean pictures like this all like this? Anonymous (ID oPeLg2bD) 03/07/14(Fri)19:16:39 UTC-8 No 536127104 Replies: File: 1394248599069 ipg-6 KB, 369x281, swedishbrownbeans.jpg) 536127215225361272272 Scream and this? □ Anonymous (ID: Q McGru) 03/07/14(Fri)19 2540 UTC-8 No. 536128361 Reples 22536120618-36120628-361209茧ー3612900222536129553-3613049z Yes, and frankly some of them are horridly familiar to me. He literally prints them off, orders large posters of the ones he likes, gets them framed, even has some f------ NatGeo documentaries on bean farming and countless Food network chili shows or whatever they are □ Anonymous (ID: NOOv3x8z) 03/07/14(Fn)194204 UTC-8 No 536130663 Replies: 536130851 Alright, here's what you do. Go into his room while he is sleeping and slowly put some dried beans into his ass He will probably freak out, that's when you get really serious and tell him he is turning into a bean and if he doesn't stop his s--- he will become a bean and will be eaten. Then and only then will your problem be solved □ AnonymousID: 4imdhNwG) 03/07/14(Fn)20:02:53 UTC-8 No.536133458 Replies: 2a36133794 Anonymous (ID: CvC69MOM) 03007/14(Fri)20:32 19 UTC-8 No.536137631 You told him he could be anything So he became a bean I am the Bean](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/852/476/731.jpg "731.jpg")
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