Sora In 'Super Smash Brothers'

Parody of, with text lifted directly from:

I debated briefly on what entry to post this under, and figured Disney is probably the best bet seeing as there are a lot of other cynical commentary posts here about the company, although this is really less about any corporate sins specific to Disney and more about common sense and being realistic.

I could start ranting on this topic here in the description, but I'll save that for when and if someone prompts it in any comments that appear here.