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Trigonometric Functions The Lad Tsunami Wave that caused the Fukushima nuclear disaster The Virgin Sine Wave The Chad Tangent Wave The Thad Secant Wave Has no pattern or geometry, is unorganized and sporadic Ensuing radiation polluted the oceans causing an environmental disaster, not eco friendly Boring and predictable oscillation Most basic function, everyone knows him Surprising oscillation cycle, completely original from Virgin Sin and Basic Cosin Very distinguished, completely new to unsuspecting high school children Secant means "to cut" in Latin, Thad was cut to perfection Kills people with... water? LUL Normal wave only goes up to a maximum of one, the size of his penis erect (cm) Has no need for the hypotenuse, only needs the opposite and adjacent Chad's maximum is infinite, he can always be better Monstrous size of the wave frightens and repulses women, they run far away from him Shortened to "Sin," "An immoral act considered to be Contains asymptotes, mysterious and undefined..(girls love this) Shortened to "Tan, reflecting the state of Chad's glorious skin Opposite of Basic Cosin, completely radical and esoteric, he does his own thing Look at that bulge, girls a transgression against divine law." Caused the death of 16,000 реople. Too far swoon over him

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded May 23, 2020 at 03:58PM EDT

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