All I Know Is That I Must Kill - dam nature you scary

Considering all the ways hospitals nickel and dime new mothers (at least in the USA), the sea turtle life doesn't look so bad.

It's just occurred to me that Sea Turtles must be one of the few endangered creatures that could be seriously helped by just beating seagulls with a shovel.

Hang on, why don't we just do something like that?

Is there a good reason why we don't just collect as many baby turtles as we can and then just place them into the sea ourselves?