Julie D Kennedy @Danger_Kennedy 000 Surgeon Simulator? Instead, PERFORM surgery. Planet Zoo? BUILD a Zoo. JRPG? ATTACK and DETHRONE God. Dr Taylor Marshall A @TaylorRMarshall Young men: Here's some dad advice: Do you play fighting video games? Instead, JOIN a Jiu Jitsu or boxing gym. Call of Duty? Walk down and ENLIST as a Marine. Sports games? Go OUTSIDE and play sports with people. Don't be a thumb warrior. DO IT FOR REAL (like your grandpa did). 8:48 AM Oct 18, 2020 · Twi tter for Android 12.4K Retweets 1.2K Quote Tweets 63.7K Likes

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JRPG WRPG Is this feeling. "love"? I've always heard it's January 23rd It's cold enough that I won't last long on the high mound up next to Red Gate. I think I've got enough breath left in me to make it. I'll just lie down and stare at the sky. Feels right. the most intense joy in the world... I hope they'll do well. I hope no harm comes to them, from within or without. Did my best to prepare them with the last notes. Said something kind about each one of them, what makes each one special. Told them "The Father" was pleased by their kind natures and that it would be up to them to handle things on their own from now on, that l'd be silent but still watching and still caring. Lying, then. Oh yes. Lied to you, Char. And Alex. And Sylvie. Told you l'd be with you forever. But I wouldn't go back and unsay it once if I could. What was the point of it all? So many failures. But I never forgot your face. Or Little Nut's. Or (sorry) Sylvie's. They used to say that happened after a while but it never did for me. Maybe the only point of all that living was to keep those pictures in my head going for as long as I could. It was the only life I could give you. Not a day went by without. It wasn't choice. I chose to die again and again. Just never did. Body had its own drive. Well, the little ones will need it. Species will need it if it's to continue. That blind drive onward. I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion. Randall Dean Clark

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Oct 27, 2020 at 08:06PM EDT

Civilization once we evolve past the need for videogames after taking this advice

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Oct 27, 2020 at 09:25PM EDT

So you look at someone playing Call of Duty and your advice to them is to go out and kill people in real life?

Granted he's telling the to join the Marines, but still. I mean, I'm playing Monster Hunter World right now, should I go out and kill a bunch of animals to make a new hat according to this guy?

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