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The 30 year old COOFFEINER Needs 6 cups in the morning to wake up Tea doesn't do it for him anymore, discarded water for coffee Coffee machine is always running Knows every Starbucks in his city better than his apartment AAAAH I'M GONNA BREW Close to achieving immortality due to infusing his cells with the power COOFFE His diet consists of nothing but coffee and coffee beans Gave up on cleaning his stained teeth His body is always on overdrive Doc says he has 3 weeks to live, gets himself an espressO in response Just drinks coffee all day Got fired because he used up all the office's coffee His ox-heart pounds like a f------ piston His veins seethe with the fury of the bean

AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA BREWWWWWWWWWW


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Uploaded Dec 13, 2020 at 11:06AM EST

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Oomer Wojaks

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