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Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 >>374220802 >>374220805 >>374220826 >>374224858 >>374225043 >>374225148 >>374225542 >>374225620 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Šigrid's corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?

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Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 >>374220802 >>374220805 >>374220826 >>374224858 >>374225043 >>374225148 >>374225542 >>374225620 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Šigrid's corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?

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