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Might be wrong place idk Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)03:31:44 No.63127233 [Reply] >Be me >10/10 Femanon >7/10 Guy asks me out after recent breakup >F--- it why not >He takes me to this nice enough restaurant and it's going well >"So anon what do you do in your free time" >"Umm 4chan" >Deadfuckingsilence >Any attraction to this guy instantly disintegrates >Rest of the date awkward as f--- because he starts talking about this f------ board Guys if you want some p---- the first step to getting it is to leave this site or at least don't f------ bring it up on dates

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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