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: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)00:07:44 No.851776908 A gay ghost rapes my anus at night. >be me >be trying to sleep >a gay ghost inserts god tier penis in anus 127 KB JPG >it hurts Help me please. What do I do? 8 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6Dtp0Rlh ) ▼Settings Mobile Home AMÉRICANS ARE GOING TO UK OUT (...) 03/04/25(Tue)13:02:25 No.499408510 FT Financial Times ❤ Seguir @FT Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship Traducir post BRITISH PASSPORT BRITISH PASSPORT DOM OF ft.com Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship 18:08. 03 mar 25 2M Visualizaciones 1.865 Republicaciones 840 Citas 627 KB JPG IT'S OVER TRUMP RUIN THE COUNTRY Anonymous (ID: noijX0ew) >>499408741 03/04/25(Tue)13:09:05 No.499409216 its just leftists proving they prefer to live around whites

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No.851769081 36 minutes ago grinch.jpg JPG 137.8 KiB 1920x1080 >be me, 13 >accidently walk in on my dad and mom f------ >get the f--- out of there >later dad takes me aside and explains the birds and the bees >whatever, I've seen p---, know how to do it >dad is uber religous can't say I already know how it's done >dad says I need to lubricate my penis before inserting it >says the only way is to suck my own d--- >huh? >he says oral sex is prohibited so he has to suck his own d--- to not go against God >says he's been doing it for years >says its the only way >ask if just spitting would work >he looks at me without saying anything >tells me never to tell anyone about this >mfw telling f------ on 4chan how my dad's been sucking his own d--- for years 6 replies

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Anonymous 04/10/21(Sat)12:54:14 No.851769100 >be me >be teenage wageslave working at amusement park >work this tower ride all summer >push button >they go up, they come down fast, they scream >all summer stand next to sign >no smoking >no bikini tops >no pregnant women >no food >push button 500 times a day >one day this couple comes to the tower >both slightly fat and greasy with monster truck t-shirts or some WWE s--- >super early in the morning so no lines >they go up, they go down >couple asks if they can keep going since no one else is in line >sure, why not >push button seven times >thanks, anon >no problem >they're two happy trash plebbies with not a care in the world between them >the woman is rubbing her belly >turns to her bf and says she felt it kick that last time >mfw she's not just fat >mfw she broke the sign's rules >how many abortions have you anons accidentally performed?

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: Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)00:07:44 No.851776908 A gay ghost rapes my anus at night. >be me >be trying to sleep >a gay ghost inserts god tier penis in anus 127 KB JPG >it hurts Help me please. What do I do? 8 Replies View Thread

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