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ANS WAVVES West Coast Trash Bird East Coast Trash Bird (Painus Inthe-Anus) (Doofus Potheadicus) -Has yet to be spotted sober. Even by his parents. -Officially diagnosed with reverse claustrophobia. -P----- off because he knows -Frequently visits the emergency room for eating too many Takis. something is going to piss him off Soon. -Diet consists mostly of Del Taco and Baja Blast. -Bit Conan O’Brien for walking too slow. -Said to have hooked up with Butthole Brittany at Cory's party last weekend. (Tyler, 2019, p. 439) -Has been stabbed more times than a Roman Emperor. -Listens to folk punk instead of music. -NYPD keeps trying to poison him. (Due to public réquest) -Pretty sure I saw him straight up die once. -He once yelled at a homeless man for jerking off in the subway incorrectly.

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Pff... California... Stay vigilant, son BEEP This city belongs to COMMUNISTS sm Eww. Hit it harder. I'M GETTIN' PAPERRR mulét GULL HAPPYROADKILL
YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.
What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL
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Uploaded Apr 17, 2021 at 09:00PM EDT

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