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ANS East Coast Trash Bird 2.0 (Fuccboi Intoxicus) "i planned on dying during spring break West Coast Trash Bird 2.0 (Fuccboi Ironicus) "My political ideology? Mmm... l'd consider myself an Authoritarian-Intellectual." anyway Imao" -Lobbied to replace the national anthem with Neutral Milk Hotel's entire discography. -Rabid. -Extremely allergic to non-alcoholic beverages -Can't eat anything that isn't pickled. -Every text he sends is a 400 word poem lamenting the cruel nature of reality. comprehensible collection of horny emojis. Whether or not he is illiterate is unknown. -Every text he sends is a surprisingly -Has never actually gotten high off of that wax pen. He spits out the vapor like snake -His blood is made up of 60% Viagra. The one drug he has never taken. venom. -Favorite genre of music is accordian. -Favorite genre of music is UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ. -He is what John Green characters grow up to be. -Daniel Tosh fanatic. -Riding Razor scooters before Tesla cars were even a thing. -Grindr is hidden within 30 layers of folders on his phone. -Cried for 3 days straight when he found out Wes Anderson filed a restraining order against him. -Has woken up at his own funeral 24 times this year. They can't seem to bury him fast enough. -Your ex-boyfriend. -Your ex-boyfriend.

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