Notes:

You can prance about with your dumptrack ass kobold GFs, but we all know the besterest Kobold is the KING of Kobolds. You can tell from how THICC he is that this is a man who means business.

(Need I also mention that he is also a licensed master thief, runs an entire dungeon operation, and own an immortal dragon that he rides? What have the kobolds you gawk at accomplished? :V)