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Anon loves his dogs | /r/Greentext
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![23 /4/16/3 (Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 6 File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3().jpg (39 KB, 470x500) O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:57:10 No.83413259522834132683 22834132875 2834133068 22834133238 22834133294 >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >runs off to her room O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)17:59.03 No 8341326832a412922 aa41a292 why 22834132595 (OP) Pics of daughter or it didn't happen O Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)18.03:03 No. 834132875 22834132595 (OP) top kek >wife just shakes her head at me >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >when she finally comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i just roll with it >tell her to not refer to me as 'dad', but 'mom >she looks confused >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >i start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her to stop being a bigoted transphobe >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >might just have her teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/100/319/dad.jpg "Anon is a terrible father | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/619/726/998.png "Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext")
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