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Anonymous 06/05/15(Fri)20:08:43 No.32742486 ► >>32742515 >>32742518 >>32742802 >>32742819 File: just.png (45 KB, 255x248) >At party >qt 10/10 grabs my biceps >"Wow anon, .. you have such big arms!" >start to lose control >first time this has ever happened >"you should see the size of my FARMS" >start flexing my arms and making animal noises >"mooo mooo" >"baaa baaaa" >"coo0occkkoo000000" >qt looks at me funny and leave tfw I haven't been to a party since

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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File: 1336356428. jpg-(283 KB, 1440x1320, frog-and-toad-pic.jpg) Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:07 No. 12460372 >have no fashion sense >need advice >go to /fit/ >they recommend Frog and Toad clothes >talk about how swag they are >mfw Is this board for real?

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>Working at my job >Assisting a client over the phone >Boss comes in asking me for some info that's on my phone >Try to multitask by unlocking my phone in front of me while working at my desk, 234 KB JPG >Message app pops up >Flashback earlier to lunch time >Texting my bf >Ask (read: beg) him to c-- in my food for dinner when I get home >close out phone and get back to work >flashforward to now >my bf is looking over my phone as that message pops up >have it open for like 5 seconds without realizing it >look down and quickly exit app and get to the info he needs >he lets me continue with the client and says thank you >later asks me before I get off work what I'm having for dinner I want to f------ die

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>last Saturday >go to convenience store >say "good evening" to the female cashier >ask for pack of smokes >while checking my ID, she asks me "are you a teacher?" >"no" I reply, confused, I ask what she means >"oh you're the only one who says good evening" she explains >"ah, well I read a lot of books, so maybe I have an odd vocabulary" I reply >"oh yeah, what kind of books?" she asks >I list off my favourite autistic topics >"have you read The Spanish Inquisition?" she asks >"no, but I know a lot about witchcraft" I reply >"anyway, take care" I say as I turn and leave >it occurs to me as I exit, that she put considerable effort into talking to me, which cashiers rarely do (for brevity I even cut out some of the conversation) >realize this is literally the first time in my life I have met a girl that reads nonfiction >realize I should have asked her out for a coffee

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: Anonymous 06/05/21(Sat)02:48:17 No.61889767 >>61889332 (OP) # >feet f----- from shoes >penis f----- from circumcision >posture f----- from sitting >jaw f----- from soft foods >eyes f----- from computers 555 KB PNG >teeth f----- from sugar >skin f----- from shaving >scalp f----- from shampoo >hormones f----- from p--- >freedom f----- from governments >lungs f----- from pollution >immune system f----- from medicine >women f----- from makeup >>61889889 # >>61889954 # >>61890451 # >>61890476 # >>61890640 # >>61892494 # >>61892679 # >>61892718 # >>61894050 # >>61895101 # >>61895159 # >>61897290 # >>61897405 # >>61897424 # >>61900124 # >>61900313 #

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Anonymous 06/05/15(Fri)20:08:43 No.32742486 ► >>32742515 >>32742518 >>32742802 >>32742819 File: just.png (45 KB, 255x248) >At party >qt 10/10 grabs my biceps >"Wow anon, .. you have such big arms!" >start to lose control >first time this has ever happened >"you should see the size of my FARMS" >start flexing my arms and making animal noises >"mooo mooo" >"baaa baaaa" >"coo0occkkoo000000" >qt looks at me funny and leave tfw I haven't been to a party since

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