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![File: ohfuck.png (15 KB, 112x112) O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)18:13:13 No.64059917 [Reply] >>64059933 >Be me at gym >Working out near two girls >One whispers something in the other ear >They both giggle O Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)18:14:14 No.64059933 >>64059954 >>64059917 (OP)# what do you think they could have said about you? Anonymous 06/08/21(Tue)18:15:05 No.64059943 they said 'he cute'](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/120/358/be2.jpg "Conspiracy theory | /r/Greentext")
![2d (6/7 4:29) 28800859 JPG 183KB (1041 x 1009) 7 Replies ok I got one >be about 6 years old >obsessed with Toy Story >it's my favorite movie ever >one December my mom takes me to the mall to see Santa and tell him what I want for Christmas >Sitting on Santa's lap, I told him about all the things I wanted, but I FORGOT to tell him I wanted a toy slinky dog like the one in Toy Story (pic related) >Only realized when I got home that I forgot to tell Santa I wanted a slinky dog >Start crying >mom asks me what's wrong >tell her I forgot to ask Santa for a slinky dog so now Christmas is ruined >mom tells me "don't worry sweetie, I'm sure Santa will know" >I don't believe her but whatever >anyway, Christmas day comes >l open my presents. >l don't believe my eyes >f------ slinky dog right there. >l've never been so happy >because I was so happy I never questioned the bizarreness of the situation. >It's only years later as an adult that I realized something ]How the F--- did Santa know I wanted a slinky dog??? ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/120/238/f2d.jpg "Santa knows | /r/Greentext")
![ttom] [Update] [ Auto] jng (18 KB, 389x389) IAnonymous 05/ >have "problem" >don't care >have no problem Life is literally so easy.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/120/180/e9b.jpg "Anon figures out life | /r/Greentext")
![File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/992/664/4d6.png "Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext")
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