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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says "oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)12:14:59 No.64126780 >tfw too high iq to be fulfilled by sex and relationship 379 KB JPG 11 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)12:39:01 No.64127018 >>64126780 (OP) # a repeatedly debunked pseudo-science tests tells me my brain number is high so thats why I can't get laid! might asw just say it's cause you're a scorpio or some s---, d------- you can can't get laid cause you **think** ur big brain very smart

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)07:55:57 No.64128231 >At a study session with my uni group >Our group and another group sharing a table >librarian comes over and asks if she can help with anything >Popular guy says "I'll have a steak 34 KB JPG thanks" >Librarian laughs and says "this is a library, not a restaurant" >Popular guy whispers "sorry, l'll have a steak please" >Everyone laughs >l also say whisper "I'll have a steak too please" >No one laughs I don't understand bros. I literally made the EXACT same joke. Why is it only funny when this stupid Chad faced prick says it : Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)08:02:44 No.64128284 >>64128231 (OP) # because you stole the joke you unoriginal sperg. dont just steal his s---, its obvious that's what you tried to do, steal his shine : Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)08:04:14 No.64128298 >>64128231 (OP) # >chad can come up with jokes like these on the spot F--- me, what a god tier ability to seduce everything around you, including males >>64128306 #

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: Anonymous Sex stories 08/08/18(Wed)16:44:22 No.47367272 Sex stories /r9k/, I'll start >be me >15 beta >playing halo with friend at his house >a female i didnt know was here walks in >beautiful green eyes, black hair >"hi rose" 33 KB JPG >introduces me to rose, she just watches us play for a while >friend has to go to appointment, needs new glasses >he tells me to just play with rose until he's back >he leaves with his dad >she doesnt want to play halo so just watches me for another while >out of nowhere sally just sits on my lap and starts rubbing my chest >suddenly get a huge boost in confidence >feelsgoodman.jpg >l am a curious 15 year old, take the opportunity with my new confidence >turn her over and pound her hard >thank kek for my curiosity that led me to this moment >she is literally screaming, pretty sure its pleasure >its getting too loud >because of her screaming i didnt hear his dads car pull into the driveway >the screaming suddenly stops and she stops breathing >w--.jpg >l now realize my friend and his dad are home >he bursts into the room, not expecting to see me with my d--- inside rose who is now dead >mfw my curiosity killed my friends family cat

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: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like l'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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: Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 98 KB JPG 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/09/21(Wed)22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904(OP)_# >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.

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Anonymous 8 minuti fa 44099910 >at the bus stop >its raining >notice qt girl >shes getting drenched >place my umbrella over her >"umm no thanks" >takes five steps back 2 REPLIES

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>>36098782 (OP) # >have a chicken coop RESRET NOTHING >mice come for free gimmidats 422 KB GIF >have an old air rifle >decide to go full swat >rush in to catch mice off-guard >its very hard to hit a small moving target with a single shot rifle >shot one in the back, it couldn't move but it was still alive >chickens sense the distress and go full t-rex mode >now they acquired the taste for mice >chickens now actively hunt mice >mfw the problem has solved itself >>36117422 # >>36121592 #

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File: a085d4bac10ea453ab115e80f(.).jpg (122 KB, 1013x1062) O Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat)15:09:14 No.856667774 [Reply] >be me, born f------ autist >have autist obsession with trains since birth >passed to me from granpa with boomer hobby >ffw now 18 finish highschool >want job driving train >cant get job driving train, pays 100k a year, everyone and their f------ mum wants the job for ez life >want job for autist passion, would still take job for wagecuck pay >cant get job so sign up at local tourist steam train >learn how steam train work >slowly work way up ladder >ffw 1 year, now work on train as fireman >shovel coal into train, make train chuff up hill >volunteer position, still a f------ neet >but train makes me happy >thankyou train TRAIN

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48m (6/10 14:24) · 64083005 1 Re · 0 Img · PNG · 20KB · (655 x 509) 1 Reply >be me >play vidiya >find a fren through vidiya >play every single day >first time I got to hang out since high school >later find out fren is trans >don't really care much >later find out fren is a minor as well >oh f--- >really worried >write them about being worried >they don't respond back >they cease all contact with me >my fren count is back to zero 2m (6/10 15:10) · 64083399 >>64083005 (OP) that's what you get for being a friend with a tranner

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: Anonymous 01/05/19(Sat)01:59:03 No.789153378 >be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says "oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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