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File: 1600493283933.png (370 KB, 1533×961) Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)21:20:35 No.64182978 (Reply) >>64182987 >be me >suicidal >about to kill myself >call suicide hotline cause that's what it's made for >"You have reached the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, also servicing the Veterans service line. If you are in emotional distress or suicidal crisis or are concerned about someone who might be, we're here to help. Please remain on the line while we route your call to the nearest crisis center in our network." >waiting.gif >call is routed to a call center >hold music starts playing >waiting.gif >"Hi my name is >"My life f------ sucks. I'm about to kill myself." >"Dam anon, that sounds tough." ,how can I help you today?" >"Yeah it is." What the f--- is the point of suicide hotlines again? Are they just a meme? Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)21:21:44 No.64182987 >>64182978 (OP) Well apparently you didn't kill yourself because it was so stupid so it worked.

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #
Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.
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