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Anon hires a h----- | /r/Greentext

Fastest Eti 4G 5:33 AM O n 96% A boards.4chan.org Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home f v7-VIDEO GAMES ©2004 Moof : Anonymous 06/28/21(Mon)05:12:26 No.857820494 >be me >23 yo virgin >sick of being a virgin >order a h----- online >lives 5 miles away >she arrives and we're walking to my bedroom when she sees my 120 KB PNG bird room >she asks about my conure budgies and cockatiels >instead of banging we talk about birds and random s--- for 2 hours >she leaves without banging >still virgin >ffw 1 week >i get a knock on the door >its her >i invite her in and ask her why she's here >she says her pimp got shot and thinks im cute so she wants to stay with me >i say ok >ffw 2 years >married with 2 kids, 7 birds i sill get to bang her 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
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