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Anon finds true Bliss | /r/Greentext
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![File: ithurtsithurtsithurts.jpg (120 KB, 1125x1118) O Ivl Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:13:42 No.562193650 [Reply] >Be me >14 >Playing Team Fortress 2 back in 2013 >Little kid opens his mic >Asks how to jump with the rocket launcher >Consider making fun of him, because l'm an edgy little s--- >Someone else does, shouts at him, calling him names >He immediately goes quiet >I feel awful that that could've been me >Decide to add him, he accepts >Tell him that nobody should treat him that way, and if he wants to play with me, l'll help him with everything >Teach him how to rocket Jump >He asks tons of questions, I help him out >We eventually get to talking about life >He's 9, and his name is Brandon >Months go by >They tell me all about how Brandon raves about us playing together, how I'm like a big brother he never got to have >Every day he's excited to get home from school and play TF2 with me >Offers to set up a surprise LAN party for him after we find out we live close together >He calls me his best friend >Feel socially anxious, nervous of being seen as weird for being friends with a kid >Months later, I start to get tired of him >He's always asking me to play, and I'm getting edgier >Start telling him we'll play later, that I need to do other stuff >Eventually stop bothering to even manually go offline on Steam, just playing after telling him I can't >After a month of ignoring him, he stops asking >He goes offline for good >Years later, I feel guilty and leave a comment on his profile, telling him I miss him and would love to play more >Realize he left a comment on my profile I never saw, right after I started ignoring him >"they said mean thing to me, I dont want to play tf2 anymore i wish u would come and play again so id have fun" >My heart sinks >Start to check his profile semi-regularly >He has now been offline for 6 years I'm sorry Brandon, I should've done better. I miss you so much buddy. I really did have fun with you, I really did, I promise.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/138/098/03d.jpg "Is there anybody out there? | /r/Greentext")
![File: fuuuck.jpg (95 KB, 861x889) Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)06:45:57 No.64393420 [Reply] >>64393436 >be me >NEET shut in >never leave my house >see threads on r9k talking about nightwalks over the years >everyone talking about how relaxing it is >decide to do it one night >go out at 1am >walking for about 30 minutes >see a group of like 5 guys ahead >they all stare at me as i walk past >someone grabs my shoulder from behind just as i passed them >turn around >they are all facing me >"you just bumped into me" >they start circling me like sharks >"no i didn't" >he gets up in my face >"give me your money and say sorry to me" >getting pretty nervous at this point >adrenaline running through me >"i don't have any money, i'm not saying sorry for something i didn't do" >suddenly i fall to the ground >the guy behind me must of hit me >try to get up but they are kicking me everywhere and shouting insults >sometime later they all run away while laughing >struggle to get to my feet for a little bit >start walking back home >start puking on the street a couple times on my way back >stagger inside and lay on my bed just my luck](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/138/050/ffb.jpg "Long train a comin’ | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous (ID: HxAeGx1s)= 12/01/21 (Wed)16:19:08 No.350279647 >>350274782 (OP) # >New variant. What do you think? >Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that. >Picked it up in India yesterday. >Good symptoms. 174 KB JPG >That's fever. And the other is something like coughing. >It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this. >That is really nice. >Chills with loss of appetite. What do you think? >Nice. >Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? >[Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's variant to mine. >But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Loss of taste, smell. Fever. >Impressive. Very nice. >Hmm. >Let's see Paul Allen's variant. >[Thinking] Look at that subtle fatigue. The tasteful fever of it. Oh, my God. It even has headaches. >Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/530/482/509.jpg "American psycho compares variants | /r/Greentext")
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