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![File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:00:05 No.501277821 >501279691 >>501279782 >>501280109 >>501283405 >>501283650 >>501284942 >>501287375 >>501287607 >>501292661 >>501293408 >>501295396 >>501299639 >>501300037 >>501302056 >>501314553 >>501314898 >>501317043 >>501317753 >>501322834 >>501329216 >post a game >write a short review of it in the style of a Trump speech or tweet O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:09:56 No.501279020 >>501280138 >>501281298 >501282647 >>501283009 >>501285542 >>501287186 >>501290212 >>501290320 >>501291915 >>501292421 >>501294185 >>501294717 >>501300918 I PLAYED THIS GAME THE OTHER DAY "WARZONE" THEY CALL IT ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE ONE OF THE WORST CALL OF DUTY GAMES, MAYBE IN THE HISTORY OF CALL OF DUTY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S WORSE THAN INFINITE WARFARE SAY YOU KNOW MAYBE IT'S NOT QUITE THAT BAD BUT THE KIDS YOU KNOW THE KIDS ARE SAYING AND THEY LOVE THE CALL OF DUTY EVEN BARRON DOESN'T LIKE IT AND YOU KNOW HE IS THE SMARTEST KID PERHAPS THE SMARTEST KID IN AMERICA GREAT GENES HE GETS THEM FROM ME TRUMP GENES VERY STRONG VERY GOOD VERY HEALTHY O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:18:20 No.501279946 >501282129 >>501283602 >>501284239 >>501292379 >>501315780 Power Rangers? I am the best at power rangers, nobody is as good as me at it. You know they "points to press* will say I am bad at power rangers but the fact is - you know the red ranger is called the best ranger but actually I'm more of a pink ranger man myself, and you have these fake news saying pink ranger is gay, i'll tell you the only gay thing is the FAKE news. I had a terrific phone call with Goldar, me and him are good friends. Éxcellent friends. We are, and l'll tell you - Lord Drakkon I've never spoke to him, we had an excellent phone call one time, but they *points to press* say that Lord Drakkon is my favorite character and l'll tell you it's just complete lies. Lazy Joe Biden says he prefers Jason Lee Scott, whatever they say about him I'll say that I am an expert on this matter and Lazy Joe isn't a Red Ranger guy, he's not got the energy. I'm a red ranger guy, they tell me I have excellent figures and over 20 states - the polls - say I am Red Ranger material. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:30:02 No.501281184 >l was really enjoying the Star Fox 64, very excellent game - I can't recommend it enough - but I found the ending to be rather uehh distasteful where Fox McCloud, that's the son of James - James was a, was a good man, we could use more heroes like him. Anyway his son Fox interrupts the general of the American army in the middle of his victory speech and I found that incredibly disrespectful not just to America but to Americans as well. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:15:12 No.501286575 > >501286870 >>501288215 >>501288248 >>501301264 >>501302560 >>501308985 File: 1567937483775.jpg (334 KB, 3000x2000) I WAS PLAYING... SUPER SMASH BROS, ULTIMATE FROM NINTENDO OUR GOOD FRIENDS AT NINTENDO WE LOVE JAPAN, WE DO THEY MAKE GREAT STUFF AT NINTENDO, I'VE PLAYED MUCH OF IT AND DURING THE... SELECT SCREEN THE CHARACTER, SELECTION SCREEN I WAS LOOKING OVER THE CHARACTER I WANTED TO PLAY AS AND I LOOK AT IT, AND I REALIZE THERE'S ONLY ONE AMERICAN WE AMERICANS ARE THE BEST AT FIGHTING, WE REALLY ARE WE'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO A CONFLICT, BOTH DOMESTIC AND OVERSEAS AND I WAS PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS. AND I SAW.. SUPER MARIO, IN A RED WHITE AND BLUE COSTUME WE LOVE OUR FLAG, IT'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD IT'S GREAT TO SEE IT, NO MATTER WHERE IT IS BUT... I LOOK AT SUPER MARIO, AND HE'S JAPANESE AND ANOTHER ONE, A BOXING BOY, HIS NAME WAS.. LITTLE MAC HE WORE A RED WHITE AND BLUE COSTUME TOO, BEAUTIFUL STRIPES, BUT HE'S JAPANESE I ASKED, I SAID "... THESE CHARACTERS ARE JAPANESE, WHERE IS THE AMERICAN CHARACTER?" AND NINTENDo, THEY'RE GREAT PROBABLY THE BEST IN THE INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW, AND A GOOD ALLY OF OURS THEY FOLLOWED ME ACROSS THE SCREEN TO A... TRUE PATRIOT SHE WAS HIDDEN, BUT WHEN I SAW HER I KNEW THIS HERO OF AMERICA... "DARK SAMUS" SHE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WEARING OUR FLAG, BUT SHE WAS BORN HERE, AND SHE FIGHTS FOR US WE LOVE DARK SAMUS HERE IN AMERICA, SOME OF YOU KNOW HER I SELECTED HER AND SHE WAS TERRIFIC LET ME TELL YOU SHE REALLY HELD THE LINE WE LOVE OUR METROID HERE IN AMERICA, MUCH BETTER THAN HALO AND I WAS PLAYING. AND WHEN I WAS AT THE END OF THE STAGE, SHE USED HER.. CHARGED SHOT, TO PROTECT ME IT WAS TERRIFIC, SHE DOES AN AMAZING JOB AND VICE PRESIDENT PENCE, HE WAS. A WOLF HE SELECTED A WOLF, A GREY WOLF AND HE I DEFEATED HIM, DURING OUR TIME PLAYING HE WAS TERRIFIC BUT HE COULDNT GET PAST THE CHARGE SHOT DARK SAMUS, REALLY TERRIFIC GAL LET'S GIVE HER A HAND, JUST BEAUTIFUL O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:15:49 No.501286656 > >501287106 >>501294391 >>501301775 >>501326343 >>501327170 >Today I wan't to tell you about a little game called Ecco.. the Dolphin. Ecco the Dolphin, have you heard about this? >Every stage is a water level! >*pauses for laughter" >Now who the hell ever heard of THAT one? >*more laughter* >Let's just hope that guy got fired, because, let me tell you, everyone knows, they won't say it >*gestures at press* >*hisses and boos* >they won't say it but that's OK we don't need them, because we all know that water stages are the worst >*cheers and applause* >Now, what I will say, what I will say is, some may have good music, but we all know the truth folks, we know >This is why i'm calling on congress to pass a law against oxygen timers >*crowd erupts* >That's right. That's right. "clap, clap, clap* >No more needless deaths due to, and I want to stress this, "oxygen deprivation" >l promise to keep the interests of the American gamer first, God bless you, I love you and God Bless America. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:18:15 No.501286936 >>501288508 >>501286612 I AM NOT A GAMER BUT BARRON HE BARRON LOVES THIS FIVE NIGHTS STUFF, HE WATCHES THIS GUY ONLINE. HIS NAME IS MARK BUT PEOPLE CALL HIM MULTIPLIER. HE MAKES GREAT STUFF, THE BEST O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:26:20 No.501287953 >>501288398 >>501291502 >>501299627 Earth Defense Force. Earth DEFENSE Force. Have you heard about this one? There is this game, a game that anyone, anyone can play. It's disturbing as hell people, it's like looking- your looking at a mirror that is showing a mirror of our very own future. Aliens are attacking Earth. ALIENS. They're not here to talk and make peace they are after our very own American way of life. You look at this, and you wonder won't this happen to US? Now the army of this Defense Force is tremendous, they have lasers and missiles for every soldier and they're flying with jetpacks but they're still getting killed out there. America's army, when this happens to us? We will wipe them all out mark my words. The EDF is a mess, they are weak it's laughable. Before the virus begins this horrible evolution turning the CHINESE bug people into GIANT BUGS we need to attack China preemptively and prevent this tragedy from ever happening at all. For this reason I am in stating a, uh, a law, a bill if you will, to pass that will be a mill- trillions of dollars of USD for the Space Force. We need to stop the Aliens before this great crisis happens. We're coming for you, WINNIE THE FLU. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:35:34 No.501289030 >>501289186 >>501289514 >>501289629 >>501319613 File: 1B0BE3F3-374F-4A1C-A9C8-5(.).jpg (100 KB, 825x607) >You listen here, Jack. First things first. Number one, I don't even know this game. Have I played it before? Possibly. Do you know how many consoles came and went in my 50 years in office? No, seriously, I'm asking. >Well I got news for you, pal. I know all about Xbox. And children in my lap. They're grown now, grown men. I love children in my lap. >Tendies for lunch. Hmm. I used to play at this arcade called "Laser City", it's closed now. Closed in around 1987. >They didn't have tendies but they made this open-faced meatloaf sandwich with gravy. Yep. >What is that, a frown? No, that face you're making. Oh, thats your normal face. The eyebrows confused me, that thing you do. >Yeah, I'd have that meatloaf sandwich all the time and Dot, that was the ticket girl, her real name was Dorothy but everyone called her "Dot", she'd always fill the gravy boat right up to the top for me. Yep. >You know what you don't see very much anymore? Limburger cheese. And chicken gizzards. Limburger cheese used to always be in cartoons, now you don't see it so much any more. >Anyways, my time is up. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:36:41 No.501289173 >>501289319 Just played Garry's Mod for the first time the other day, uh... Barron likes it, he plays it, showed me it one evening when I looked in his room. Let me tell you, folks, even the players in Trouble in Terrorist Town are more intelligent than ISIS, let me tell you. I was playing, they've got great deduction skills, great deduction skills, can figure out murders in minutes, great guys. Not like ISIS, those terrorists. ISIS wouldn't be able to figure out treason in weeks. In weeks. It's true. They'd be running around like... like chickens, like- >imitates a sound vaguely similar to chickens bagawking -like chickens, no heads. Not at all good at it. The TTT players, terrorists? We've got them. Great guys. ISIS? Nope. Great game. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)15:42:50 No.501289928 > >>501290420 File: this-guy-are-sick-final-f(..).jpg (69 KB, 590x416) I played the original Final Fantasy VII and you're not going to believe this- n-not a lot of people know this, but it's not a sequel to Final Fantasy VI. The developers of the dying Square-Enix told me, that not a lot of people knew that. They asked me, "H-how do you know so much about this?" Maybe I should do their job. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)16:05:05 No.501292661 ► File: 6EA23F65-713B-4361-BD97-2(.).jpg (23 KB, 265x374) ARCANIA. >>501277821 (OP) Some people are saying this isn't the greatest, they could be wrong could be right, who can tell. Let me tell you folks, I've played RPGS before, some of the best RPGS, tremendous amounts of time are being spent on these games and folks, we're going to spend the most. We were doing great numbers on these games before but now the numbers are just incredible, really just incredible. Some of the numbers people have never seen before. Some people are 55 hours into this and didn't even have the health bars on, absolutely incredible. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:23:34 No.501280482 ► >>501285029 >>501288248 >>501292554 "Okay, so the other day I played this game Granblue Fantasy Versus, and folks you'll never believe what I saw in it. There he was just sitting there in the player lineup, little Lancelot, right folks we like to call him little... (deep breath) Lancelot. There he is! There he is with his little swords, and I says to him, Hey! My sword is bigger and it works! So I picked Percival and used my flame sword and put him down with my footwork and frame counts. Because we like that here, yes, yes we do. Also people try to say I don't get along with Narmaya players, but this more LIES by the msm like CNN, I talk to Narmaya players all the time and we get along great, we're like best friends, like you wouldn't believe. This game is the best and biggest ever folks, believe me, it's yuuuuge!" O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)16:11:35 No.501293463 >501293728 >>501294414 >>501294449 Thank you everybody, thank you, thank you. This game, Team Fortress 2. Let me tell you folks, one the best, I assure you, one of the bests I've ever played. It's true. And it's free! There's this game and it's completely free! How do they do that? Nobody knows. In fact, it is so free, everyone can play it. That's a good deal folks let me tell you. I know about deals, I know more than anyone. I'm a business man, I'm a- I'm a very successful business man. I make tremendous deal. Before we were getting screwed on deals, completely screwed. Now we don't, it was all because of democrats. I was actually talking to Steven Mnuchin the other day, he told me, can you believe this? He told me l'm the best business man he's ever met. Isn't that crazy? O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)17:14:43 No.501300831► File: laughter stops.jpg (105 KB, 959x540) The other day I played this game. Some people call it Animal Crossing. I don't know if l'd call it that, but some people do. Many people think differently but it's okay. Maybe nobody knows what it's called actually, I've heard Animal Forest, also something Doubutsu, some Korean thing I think. Wonderful people, Koreans. But for right now we'll call it Animal Crossing. The tiny animal people, they're very lazy. They don't do anything, these tiny animals. They just, they walk around with their nets, and they sing songs and fish, and you go out and you work for them. Very bad deal with these animal people. And a Racoon with very bad real estate deals. Very poor management, this Tom Crook. Tom Crook, i call him. Very bad guy, no business sense. And these poor children working for him, very poorly educated, so sad. Somebody should look into this, very disappointing thing. There may be something bad, that he's doing with those kids. I don't know. Some people are saying this. The corrupt resident services should be looking into this but they won't do it. Very corrupt, very sad. O Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)20:17:29 No.501322552 File: 220px-Alien_Isolation[1].jpg (18 KB, 220x254) So there's an- it's a station, a big space station. Run down, not a lot of jobs already, and then they think they'll bring even more people in. Illegally, obviously, I know. I don't wanna spoil it for you folks, but they're bad people. Doesn't fix anything. OLA TION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/808/567/44d.png "/v/irgins channel Trump reviewing vidya | /r/4chan")
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