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![■ Anonymous 02/21/13(Thu)12:54 No. 177445349 [r] 01541541341ipg (24 KB, 440x448) igdb google using new ps4 >watching p--- take off my clothes and lay back in my chair suse d-pad to navigate to top of page >woops, I slipped >oh sh- 3*SONY PLAYSTATION SHARE MODE ACTIVATED* >PS Kinect immediately turns on >Face recognition immediately starts streaming HD footage to my facebook page >Front page of youtube >In social chat everyone is laughing at my penor >People take screenshots and repost them instantly with the share button >My sister downstairs turns on her vita s*recommended for you* >Screams of terror heard from downstairs I'm fumbling with the controller but it's slipping through my spaghetti >No Un-share button >Try navigating through UI >Only options are to like' or 'share' again >Sweating profusely I leap forward, doing my best to cover now flaccid penis >Press power button >Turns off Finally, it's ove >Realise I still hear laughing tw it's only in sleep mode >Can't be turned of >Desperately look around for escape >Look out window, run to it >Thousands of people standing outside laughing tw PS kinect posted my location to google maps >Father breaks into room with a look of total disgust on his face, >He takes one look at me then begins vomiting everywhere >Burst into treats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/503/145/279.png "279.png")
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![79546 File: 71 KB, 480x510, 1279134350536.jpg View same] [iqdb] 2010 No 4104974 □ Anonymous Thu Oct 7 19:25:46 2010 No.41049774 Reply] In class taking a test Time runs out, Professor says "All your test are belong to me One kid snickers >She says "At least someone gets my meme" I burst into treats >> □ Anonymous Thu Oct 7 19:26:46 2010 No.41049806 she deserves to die >> □ Anonymous Thu Oct 7 19:27:46 2010 No.41049817 mmmtreats. · >> Anonymous Thu Oct 7 19:27:46 2010 No.41049821 File: 67 KB, 600x435, treats.jpg View samel [iadb] treats » Anonymous Thu Oct 7 19:27:46 2010 No.41049825 File: 23 KB, 400x320, pinata.jpg View same] ligdb] >I burst into treats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/211/971/002burstintotreats.png "002burstintotreats.png")
![champion [View Display Name History] Posted 25 November 2011-10:23 PM #153377 >At bar with a couple bros >We've had a few drinks beforehand, alcohol's expensive, poorfag etc. >We're talking at one of the tables, bar's fairly empty, it's a Monday night. >My bros get up to check out the dance floor downstairs >I decide to stay at the table, I'm feeling slightly buzzed and am not feeling it. >Out of nowhere this cute girl sits next to me >I'm totally surprised, girls don't usually talk to me >We get to talking, she's a Chemistry major, likes vidya, has the same awkward sense of humor as me >I'm [bleepling sold, maybe I'll get to seal the deal >She gets up to get a drink, asks if I want anything >I shake my head no, saying I sneaked in enough drinks for my buddies and I >She smiles and sits back down, says she's okay with that. >Oh [bleep] yeah >I reach into my fanny pack and pull out two capri suns >She asks if I'm serious, obviously she's [bleepling impressed >Being the gentleman I am, I take the straw off of her pouch and gingerly stick it into the slot before I set up my command center >I pull out my totino's pizza rolls and a bunch of napkins >Dream girls gets my attention, something's wrong with her capri sun >I remember the capri suns are all full of spaghetti >I take off my fedora and pull out another capri sun >I offer it to her, she's admiring my bald spot. >I tell her this one's full of ice cream >I mash it up so she can drink it. >She reaches across the table and claws me in the face >I freak out (this grl just [bleep]ing mauled me in the face) >She grabs my fanny pack and leaves >I burst into treats >My dream girl was a bear the whole time Dragon Slayer Group: Members Posts: 5,148 Joined: 10-August 07 Status: None](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/211/969/001burstintotreats.png "001burstintotreats.png")
![Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)20:26 No.113380372 [ !] >In linear algebra class the vector intersects the points O and P so it's the OP line call it the f----- line outloud without really thinking >a few people laugh teacherdude just stares at me like "Why?" >laughter dies down >some neckbear at the back keeps laughing >Try to continue on with lesson but he wont stop >We hear some gagging, then the sound of an inhaler, then the laughter resumes We all turn around to look at him >He's still cracking up, his face is all blue and red >I'm thinking "What have I done?" >He falls out of his chair, wiggling around on the floor, still laughing maniacally >He can't control himself, he starts to fart >A few girls around him pass out >The farting continues, it shows no signs of stopping >You can hear the farts change tone and the smell gets deeper >We all know he is now s------- himself >The s--- forces its way out of his crappy, holey jeans >He is still a bright blue/red and laughing >The s--- rocket that is his ass begins to make him spin >He now looks like a Catherine Wheel firework powered by s--- instead of fire >Spaghetti rockets from his pocket >knocks out a few dudes around the classroom >At this point we all retreat outside the room and continue viewing from a safe distance >He's still wiggling and spinning and generally just wreaking havoc >We hear some sputtering and he slows down >He's now lying limp in the middle of the room, we all open the doors and take a few steps in, we think he's dead >We hear some gurgles and see him tilt his head round to look at me >l lean in to hear his last words without having to get closer to him >He looks up to teacherdude, with treats in his eyes and says his dying words >He thrusts his hips in the air and says "b-b-back that maths up" >teacherdude goes over and closes his eyes informs us that we have leant all we can about Linear Algebra leave the room, a single treat in my eye](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/211/949/BQyqk.png "BQyqk.png")
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