That's definitely better than the first version I read which dates back to the earliest written parts of Judaism which basically goes like this:

God created Adam and Lilith from the Earth and all was well and good until it came time for them to do the rumpy-pumpy.

"Yo Bitch" Spake Adam onto Lilith "I'm gonna be on top, capisce?"

"Hell Nah, bruh" she didst reply "I'm on top, we were made of the same Earth, so we's equal and shit."

And upon saying this, she did take her leave from Adam and fled to the Bank of Reeds.

"My bitch be wack, yo" Said Adam unto God, who didst reply.

"Bitch be cray-cray."

So God called forth three angels and said:

"Yo homies, go and get my main man his bitch back. However, if she don't want to come back, that's cool. Just don't force her to do what she don't want to do, ya dig?"

And with that, the three angels set off and subdued Lilith in her refuge in the Bank of Reeds.

"Yo Bitch" Spake the angel unto her "You come back right now, or we'll drown your cray-cray ass."

"Bitch, you ain't got the balls" Lilith didst reply to the Angel "Y'all bitch ass motha fuckas can have a hundred o' my kids a day; but I'll own every baby for the first week o' their lives."

"Shit bitch, that be one bawler of a deal you got there" Spake the Angel sagely.

And so that is how Lilith came to be the Mother of Demons and why God had to create Eve, second wife to Adam.

POG LILITH

POG LILITH