Notes:

You know, there must come a time, probably after your mid-morning r---, but before your third baby vivisection of the day, when you just have to ask yourself:

What the f--- is wrong with me!?

Which is then probably followed up by the equally valid question of:

What the f--- is wrong with everyone else!?

On account that everyone else seems to think that this is a perfectly valid and acceptable way to behave.