Notes:

Ok dude

This is the sixth or so instance of my vision being tainted with the hideous plastic green visage of this wretched movie and it has officially ruined not my day, not my week, but my entire decade. Do you understand? All of the 2010's, from 00:00 January 1st to 23:59:59 of December 31st 2019 have all been for nothing because of your shena---ans. It's a decade spoiled so close to the end and it's all your fault. You've stolen it from me like that machine from Princess Bride that sucks years of your life from your n------ using water wheel power.

This is your final warning. If I see that grotesque mockery of the human face one more time and find your name above it, I will materialize in your toilet right as you are going to sit down to pee and flip you inside out like yesterday's underwear. That's right, I will be the -- that takes you. Quiver with mortal fear.