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File: image.jpg (265 KB, 1300x957) I am , a holy man Anonymous 06/08/18(Fri)02:17:34 No.45968757 >be me >be priest >get paid to cast out demons >make loads of cash , life is pretty good >one day I get a call >some kid has been possessed , and the parents want me to save him >easy money >l park in their driveway >burst out the front door Tre "Where is the child" >parents begin to explain situation > some boring s--- about atheisim >follow them into the kids room >see kid on floor eyes rolled back and spazzing out >pretty usual stuff >tell the parents in a cool tone "You might not wanna see this next part" >parents leave me to my buisness >l walk over to him >i squat next to him >l pull out my gold encrested vape pen >i load the 10 karat bad boy with holy water >l breath in the sweet taste of Jesus flavored vapor , then exhale the cleansing mist of gods holy vape into the boys face >he breaths it in >his spasms cease >he is enlightened in the way of vape nation >he breaths with new lungs >Lungs full of Goď's own vape >l walk out >parents thank me >get paid 10 grand >hop back in my Lamborghini and drive back home >vape the rest of my night away I am a holy man
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