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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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bamboozled myself Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)12:29:29 No.65437371 [Reply] >start talking to this girl I met >we mostly have small talk but we spend a lot of time together >ask her if she wants to go out drinking >agrees >day comes >cancels it last minute >decide to go anyway >see her with another dude in the bar I suggested we should've gone to >happy, smilying and laughing a lot >making a lot of physical contact >all while I'm watching >decide to enter and act like I didn't see her >buy some beers and leave >get home >see a crap ton of messages from her >ignore it and drink my sorrows away >feel like s--- while not being able to sleep This weekend was supposed to be good.

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: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:13:09 No.65467531 >some woman classmate wanted to be my friend >she asked for my social media without me prompting >hung out for 6+ hours >she said this was the best hang out she's ever had >she flirts with me hard 168 KB JPG >she says she genuinely wants to hang out again and offers to go thrifting with me several times >text her later when she wanted to go thrifting >"oh maybe! ill have to check my work schedule tomorrow" >tomorrow comes >hasnt responded why are women like this

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Anon and file sorting | /r/Greentext

42m (9/22 9:37) · 83484919 1 Re · 1 Img JPG: 45KB (1080 × 1213) >puts all of his files on the desktop with no grid arrangement or organization of any kind 37m (9/22 9:42) · 83484965 JPG 54KB (859 × 960) >Dumps everything on desktop >Hide desktop items >Only browses to the desktop via file explorer to access files •..

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: Anonymous 09/22/21(Wed)01:55:19 No.65470426 >walking to the grocery store after working out >check myself out in the reflection of a random booth thingy >say out loud "you're genuinely the most beautiful person I've ever seen" to myself 59 KB JPG >hear female voices inside >one says "omg thank you!" the other goes "umm shes **I! >realize to my horror what Ive done >begin walking manually F--- I thought it was closed

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School Prank - Anon Has A walkie talkie - fellow Anons do you have any good pranks? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:45:46 No.863547048 Yes. >Teachers use walkie talkies at lunch time to communicate >Friend brings walkie talkie to school >Finds the channel teachers are using >They start saying random s--- >My turn >Started talking like a cop in distress >All units we've got a 10 - 4 situation on the rugby field >I repeat all units, that's a 10 - 4 situation on the rugby >F----- teachers coming running in expecting some serious s--- do be going down >Literally nothing happening >Then we start watching the teachers and making fun of them over walkie talkie >Eventually get caught >Get sent to principals office >Sitting outside waiting for him >Wait for 5 or 10 minutes >He never shows >l just walk home and skip the rest of the day >Letter gets sent home >Dad literally doesn't give a s--- because it was just some teenagers f------ around and no one got hurt

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Anon doesn’t tip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)19:15:35 No.15680993 >go to store to pick up pizza >about to sign receipt >see they circled in 10% tip >change it to 0 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me the pizza 31 KB JPG >hear one of them say whisper wow, did he really put 0' as l'm walking out Did I do something wrong? It's not like they delivered the pizza to my house. Should I have tipped in this situation?

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Anon disappears | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7zitKDez) 09/22/21(Wed)11:18:48 No.340271583 >you take a loạn for 3k >don't pay it >lose credit score, lose your house, lose your belongings, lose your job, get garnished and arrested %24 123R haha money printer go brrrr 57 KB JPG >US GOV takes out Thirty Trillion loan (30,000,000,000,000) >don't pay it back >lol ill just raise the ceiling so i dont have to pay it lol When are THEY gonna come collect from the US?

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Anon’s mom had a hard time after the divorce | /r/Greentext

>Be me 13 year old anon, dad left for a younger version of my mom >I think it was a huge shock. Came out of nowhere. She didn't fight him on the property settlement or anything. >He did alright. Ended up in a bigger house. Mom couldn't afford our old 22 KB JPG house. She ended up in a cheap apartment complex >Used to go over to my dad's, but my stepmom had a baby. So I don't get invited as much. Mostly stay with my mom. >I tried to be there for mom. But she needed more than I could give. >Dating was tough. Mom didn't have a lot of time and money to spend on herself. She was always pretty to me, but looking back I get why it was hard for her. >She ended up with guys who would sleep with her for a while. I guess she made it easy and hoped they would stay. They just used her. >lt used to make me mad. But I was a kid. >l'd meet them at breakfast. Just like we're meeting now. So you and I are a lot alike. >Anyway, I'm the guy who came in your mom

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Anon takes their shot | /r/Greentext

File: 301019862047211.png (181 KB, 390x389) Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)10:54:08 No.863521600 >>863521669 >>863521907 >>863 >Be me >Kinda fancy a girl >Have a dream about her where I fall in love >Feels so real.jpg| >Wake up >Feel like crap >A few hours later >Have a revelation >"| should just ask her out" >NOTHING CAN STOP ME >Go back home >Message her >Still hasn't opened And here we are now. Is this fate? Am I stupid? So many emotions ahhhhhh. Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)10:55:43 No.863521669 >>863521600 (OP) You're in love anon, enjoy! Also, checkd

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No fatties in the kiddie pool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:16:14 No.863530051 > Take toddler to local pool > playing in the kiddie pool for kids age 2-5 > hear a noise SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP > this f----- fat p------------, probably between 10 or 12 is lumbering towards the pool > I mean, this kid has to be like, 200 pounds already > with this idiotic, gleeful look on his face he just belly flops into the water >I grab my 2 year old out of the way just in time to avoid getting crushed beneath his wobbling, gelatinous bulk > "HEY YOU FAT F---, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, YOUR FATASS JUST ALMOST KILLED MY KID" > He bursts into big, fat, slobbery tears because I called him fat > his mom and dad come waddling up, they are both morbidly obese as well, easily 300 pounds each > they demand I apologize to their son for calling him fat > I tell them that the kiddie pool is for toddlers, not a refuge for escaped livestock and to gtfo of my face > get banned from the pool > no regrets

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