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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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bamboozled myself Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)12:29:29 No.65437371 [Reply] >start talking to this girl I met >we mostly have small talk but we spend a lot of time together >ask her if she wants to go out drinking >agrees >day comes >cancels it last minute >decide to go anyway >see her with another dude in the bar I suggested we should've gone to >happy, smilying and laughing a lot >making a lot of physical contact >all while I'm watching >decide to enter and act like I didn't see her >buy some beers and leave >get home >see a crap ton of messages from her >ignore it and drink my sorrows away >feel like s--- while not being able to sleep This weekend was supposed to be good.

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: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:13:09 No.65467531 >some woman classmate wanted to be my friend >she asked for my social media without me prompting >hung out for 6+ hours >she said this was the best hang out she's ever had >she flirts with me hard 168 KB JPG >she says she genuinely wants to hang out again and offers to go thrifting with me several times >text her later when she wanted to go thrifting >"oh maybe! ill have to check my work schedule tomorrow" >tomorrow comes >hasnt responded why are women like this

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42m (9/22 9:37) · 83484919 1 Re · 1 Img JPG: 45KB (1080 × 1213) >puts all of his files on the desktop with no grid arrangement or organization of any kind 37m (9/22 9:42) · 83484965 JPG 54KB (859 × 960) >Dumps everything on desktop >Hide desktop items >Only browses to the desktop via file explorer to access files •..

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: Anonymous 09/22/21(Wed)01:55:19 No.65470426 >walking to the grocery store after working out >check myself out in the reflection of a random booth thingy >say out loud "you're genuinely the most beautiful person I've ever seen" to myself 59 KB JPG >hear female voices inside >one says "omg thank you!" the other goes "umm shes **I! >realize to my horror what Ive done >begin walking manually F--- I thought it was closed

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School Prank - Anon Has A walkie talkie - fellow Anons do you have any good pranks? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)19:45:46 No.863547048 Yes. >Teachers use walkie talkies at lunch time to communicate >Friend brings walkie talkie to school >Finds the channel teachers are using >They start saying random s--- >My turn >Started talking like a cop in distress >All units we've got a 10 - 4 situation on the rugby field >I repeat all units, that's a 10 - 4 situation on the rugby >F----- teachers coming running in expecting some serious s--- do be going down >Literally nothing happening >Then we start watching the teachers and making fun of them over walkie talkie >Eventually get caught >Get sent to principals office >Sitting outside waiting for him >Wait for 5 or 10 minutes >He never shows >l just walk home and skip the rest of the day >Letter gets sent home >Dad literally doesn't give a s--- because it was just some teenagers f------ around and no one got hurt

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Anon doesn’t tip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/21(Mon)19:15:35 No.15680993 >go to store to pick up pizza >about to sign receipt >see they circled in 10% tip >change it to 0 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me the pizza 31 KB JPG >hear one of them say whisper wow, did he really put 0' as l'm walking out Did I do something wrong? It's not like they delivered the pizza to my house. Should I have tipped in this situation?

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Anon disappears | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7zitKDez) 09/22/21(Wed)11:18:48 No.340271583 >you take a loạn for 3k >don't pay it >lose credit score, lose your house, lose your belongings, lose your job, get garnished and arrested %24 123R haha money printer go brrrr 57 KB JPG >US GOV takes out Thirty Trillion loan (30,000,000,000,000) >don't pay it back >lol ill just raise the ceiling so i dont have to pay it lol When are THEY gonna come collect from the US?

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Anon’s mom had a hard time after the divorce | /r/Greentext

>Be me 13 year old anon, dad left for a younger version of my mom >I think it was a huge shock. Came out of nowhere. She didn't fight him on the property settlement or anything. >He did alright. Ended up in a bigger house. Mom couldn't afford our old 22 KB JPG house. She ended up in a cheap apartment complex >Used to go over to my dad's, but my stepmom had a baby. So I don't get invited as much. Mostly stay with my mom. >I tried to be there for mom. But she needed more than I could give. >Dating was tough. Mom didn't have a lot of time and money to spend on herself. She was always pretty to me, but looking back I get why it was hard for her. >She ended up with guys who would sleep with her for a while. I guess she made it easy and hoped they would stay. They just used her. >lt used to make me mad. But I was a kid. >l'd meet them at breakfast. Just like we're meeting now. So you and I are a lot alike. >Anyway, I'm the guy who came in your mom

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File: 301019862047211.png (181 KB, 390x389) Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)10:54:08 No.863521600 >>863521669 >>863521907 >>863 >Be me >Kinda fancy a girl >Have a dream about her where I fall in love >Feels so real.jpg| >Wake up >Feel like crap >A few hours later >Have a revelation >"| should just ask her out" >NOTHING CAN STOP ME >Go back home >Message her >Still hasn't opened And here we are now. Is this fate? Am I stupid? So many emotions ahhhhhh. Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)10:55:43 No.863521669 >>863521600 (OP) You're in love anon, enjoy! Also, checkd

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