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TELL THAT LION I OWN A HORSE

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TELL THAT LION I OWN A HORSE
Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male here for sex chat. You: Me too You: let's do thiss Stranger: m19 You: m20 Stranger: gay? You: only for you baby Stranger: bt am straight You: We can work around that You: shhhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: is that okay? You: Just pretend I'm a girl You: wearing a strap-on Stranger: ohhhkay You: face it, its not like there are any ACTUAL girls on the internet Stranger: alright You: Now take off those pants and bend over You: wait Stranger: took em off You: hold on You: I need you to put on this shock collar, and wear this colander on your head You: also You: do you mind if I bring my horse in here? You: I own a horse by the way, did I mention that? Stranger: no You: its true Stranger: why a horse? You: its a very nice horse You: well can't exactly ride a cat Stranger: yea okay Stranger: so then? You: do me a favor You: stick your hand in my horse's ass You: and put his s--- on my chest You: just sort of... rub it on Stranger: ewwwwwwwww You: Just do it You: TRUST ME You: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT Stranger: okay You: just sort of You: rub it on my chest like that... Stranger: did that. Stranger: eww. not good You: AHA! I knew it! There's a recorder in his ass! You: Theyve been listening in on us! You: We have got to get out of here. Quick, put your pant on. ANd get your hand out of the horse's ass, you don't need it in there anymore Stranger: and then.? You: WE You: HAV You: GOT You: TO You: GO You: RIGHT NOW You: THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY RIGHT F------ NOW Stranger: what..? Stranger: and where are we? You: The machines, they're coming! You: We're in the Matrix, its a program designed by the machines that rule us to keep us safe and happy while they live off our energy You: But you and me, we're on the outside looking in. We're part of the resistance You: F---, stop playing with yourself boy. This is serious! Your conversational partner has disconnected
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