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"BLACK GUY, [WOMAN], GET IN HERE! GET IN [Costume Unidentified]!"

He was like the rest of those early internet reviewers just a little different. For some reason, his film making never seemed to hit and everyone forgot about his early work. Poor guy.

Night after night, when we discussed him on the same forum, we'd all wonder about him making it big.
"Do you think? Someday, he's gonna be a big shot?"
He started to seem a little desperate. I heard he started looking for any way to become more popular. Somehow, he made the right video, and found some magic. Or, did the magic find him?
It must have been helping him, because suddenly, he was making videos all the time. Suddenly, he got really popular, the clicks started piling up.