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ADAM What the f--- did you just f------ say about Raven Beak, you little bitch? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Chozo Corps, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on SR388 among other planets, and he has over 3 bajillion confirmed kills. He is trained in avian warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire Mawkin Tribe. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this galaxy, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to him over the network station? Think again, f-----. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of spies across ZDR and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm missiles that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. he can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare talons. Not trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Mawkin Tribe Chozo Corps and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. A is he extensively In any case, proceed on your way to the surface and be aware of your surroudings, Samus.

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From the OSP video "Pope Fights", regarding a series of rude letters sent between Pope Boniface VIII and King Philip IV of France, regarding this little matter of Boniface having murdered his predecessor, Celestine V.
What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-
Dialogue edited in by me. Victoria would originally rant about how she ran off on her wedding day.
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