File: 46e1d8a7e068e84935be23d09(...).jpg (210 KB, 850x1133) U Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)03:10:22 No.65854551 [Reply] >>65855629 >>65855645 Give me some glitch in the matrix stories, I love those. + 5 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)06:37:17 No.65855629 >>65854551 >be 8 >eating peaches out of a can >parents are somewhere I don't remember and usually demand I put it in a bowl but that seems like a waste so just use the can >remember this because I had to be very careful not to drop it or they just got huffy and said that's why you use a bowl >anyway, my dumb ass of course drops the f------ can >bad enough situation my young ass couldn't even look at the f--- up I did so I flinch and closed my eyes >sat there for 5 or so seconds waiting to hear the can fall and my parents scream at me asking what I dropped >nothing >open eyes >no can >should have been the worlds biggest mess on the kitchen floor peach juice and peach slices all over the floor but absolutely f------ nothing >check under the counter rim where it meets the floor where there is this nice 3x3" space for your toes under the counter and no can there >chuck the nearby rooms maybe my stupid ass chucked it to boot or something >nothing >even check the gap under the fridge which is only about 1" but everything seems to end up under there anyway but no can >no can >no peaches >no mess >only reason I knew I wasn't crazy is I still had my fork covered in peach s--- and the top of the can on the counter so clearly I had had the can at some point >check garbage just in case l'm going crazy and threw it away and forgot or something >nothing it's a new bag zero anything in it >crack open a new can >pour into a bowl >sit down at table and eat my peaches confused and worried

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File: 46e1d8a7e068e84935be23d09(...).jpg (210 KB, 850x1133) U Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)03:10:22 No.65854551 [Reply] >>65855629 >>65855645 Give me some glitch in the matrix stories, I love those. + 5 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)06:37:17 No.65855629 >>65854551 >be 8 >eating peaches out of a can >parents are somewhere I don't remember and usually demand I put it in a bowl but that seems like a waste so just use the can >remember this because I had to be very careful not to drop it or they just got huffy and said that's why you use a bowl >anyway, my dumb ass of course drops the f------ can >bad enough situation my young ass couldn't even look at the f--- up I did so I flinch and closed my eyes >sat there for 5 or so seconds waiting to hear the can fall and my parents scream at me asking what I dropped >nothing >open eyes >no can >should have been the worlds biggest mess on the kitchen floor peach juice and peach slices all over the floor but absolutely f------ nothing >check under the counter rim where it meets the floor where there is this nice 3x3" space for your toes under the counter and no can there >chuck the nearby rooms maybe my stupid ass chucked it to boot or something >nothing >even check the gap under the fridge which is only about 1" but everything seems to end up under there anyway but no can >no can >no peaches >no mess >only reason I knew I wasn't crazy is I still had my fork covered in peach s--- and the top of the can on the counter so clearly I had had the can at some point >check garbage just in case l'm going crazy and threw it away and forgot or something >nothing it's a new bag zero anything in it >crack open a new can >pour into a bowl >sit down at table and eat my peaches confused and worried

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