: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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O Anonymous 11/10/21(Wed)17:07:27 No.158997931 File: 1610855440533.png (13 KB, 112x112) >158998199 >158997375 (OP) >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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: Anonymous What did I do wrong? 11/11/21(Thu)10:33:02 No.66116607 >be me (black) >go to a class with mostly white students >have to sit through diversity and race training >don't say a word >everyone notices >next day go to a project meeting 19 KB JPG with professsor and two other students, all liberal >race is again brought up in an adjacent conversation about the curriculum of diversity foe next year >I dodge all questions that I can and answer vaguely >prof notices that I'm talking less than the others >"A-Anon... as a non-white person, does talking about race around all-whites make you uncomfortable?" >"yeah." >dead silence >prof changes subject What was I supposed to say in that situation? That I'm just helpless and am in need of white saviors? God, I f------ hate white people.

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: Anonymous (ID: ufS+zMqE ) E 08/24/19(Sat)19:45:36 No.8616278 >ask friends for a marijuana contact >get the name of the dealer >report the dealer to crime stoppers >just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing 110 KB JPG other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence >act p----- off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested. >tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at school >tfw got many more people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through my school >Reported a n----- on my Facebook who took a picture with a bag of weed to Crime Stoppers and he got his house raided less than 12 hrs later >Used one of my fake accounts on Facebook to convince a kid to go somewhere with ecstasy and I sent the police there he got arrested kek >Sent a report to the local Crime Stoppers that a known drug dealer at my high school was selling drugs to Middle schoolers and I got his house raided and he was arrested >Mfw snitched dealers to crime stoppers >Mfw no stitches

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: Anonymous 11/10/21(Wed)20:25:40 No.866487123 >trying to get into grad school >needed references >guilt tripped by my mom to be honest about it >got volunteer gig at food bank >the supervisor asks me why im volunteering 13 KB JPG >tell him its to get a reference from them >weeks pass >sink roughly 80 hours into volunteer work >ask supervisor for that reference >ill try my best paraphrasing what he said >"no. not now, not ever. these are people need and they're just a means to and end to you. i hope you learn a lesson from this" >yeah i sure learned a lesson >that honesty gets you nowhere >i should have just b---------- the references

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File: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!.jpg (46 KB, 976x1024) U Anonymous 11/03/21(Wed)15:21:19 No.126783384 >OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY! >YOU BASTARDS!

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: Anonymous This must all be a cosmic joke 11/11/21(Thu)16:25:15 No.25274638 >6"4 >8" d--- >white >7/10 on soc >almost unfucked my social anxiety and skills >still only met one woman every 3 months because I refuse to cold approach, and only seek them through friends. >finaly almost lost v card at club but f--- it up with my 26 KB PNG inaction WHERE THE F--- do you fucbois that f--- 100 women in a year find all of them to approach.

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: Anonymous 03/06/21(Sat)10:33:16 No.848945557 >be me, home alone >family is out >browsing /b/ >see an advertisement that says "GET A HUGE C--- IN LESS THAN A DAY" >l'm lacking in the meat 150 KB PNG department, so I click on it >loading >says "Thank you, your order has been received" >I didn't put any info in >hear the front door slam open >yell "hey guys how was the shopping?" >no response >just high pitched giggles >small footsteps, then a thud >the r--- dwarf is coming >mfw

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: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life. 4 Replies View Thread

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