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I had a good day of tips waitressing for once, so I gave a homeless man $20 on the walk home. Homeless Man: There must be a mistake! Me: No mistake. I can afford to cut back a little. Have a wonderful day. Homeless Man: (tearing up) Suddenly, a shrieky little voice rang out. A pasty dude wearing a trenchcoat and fedora barreled toward me. D------: The f--- are you doing??!!! He yanked the $20 bill from the homeless man's grip, slicing his fingers on the paper. He stuffed the bloody bill in my face. D------: No. NO. You worked for this money while he sat on his ass and jerked off. YOU KEEP IT. He threw the money in my face. Me: What the f--- is your problem, le?? D------: Listen to me, you f------ useless female. I'm from New York City, where the homeless have the decency to try and work for money, whether it's shining your shoes, cleaning your windshield, or just doing a little dance on the street corner. I once saw a man with one leg hop in a circle for hours to make $6 in change! That's the difference between a classy homeless person... and a BUM. Me: Well this is my money. I earned it. I'll use it any way I like. How do you get your money, if you're so important? D------: I don't need a job because my mom gives me money! A crowd had formed. Everyone was glaring at this scumbag and a few were even cheering me on. Homeless Man: You want a dance, you little prick? Everyone turned to see the homeless man rising to his feet. To our amazement, he began to perform a pitch-perfect Korean style dance. Homeless Man: Oppa homeless style! The crowd erupted. We all began to join in the dance, save for D------, who turned bright purple. Everyone: Op! Op! Op! Oppa homeless style! I threw my $20 at the homeless man's feet. Everyone else followed suit, tossing money at him. A woman in a suit gave him her gold watch. D------ took off running while the rest of us danced into the night. #poverty #heros #gangnam style #dudebros #fedorable #tw #ignorance #une 145 notes

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Oppa Homeless Style (Fedora'd villain shames woman for giving to the homeless)


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OPPA HomeLESS STYLE
oppa homeless style 30 Oct 2021 14:48:51
the oppa homeless style investigation (so far) • this is as far as we know the only existing image of the mythical 'oppa homeless style' post • it was posted to imgur on the 1st of march, 2014, and appeared on /r/thatHappened/ on a thread titled 'Fedora'd villain shames woman for giving to the homeless' the top comment says: "This is so bad I'm starting to wonder if this was made up just for this sub." • @waltzingbears, who also believes the post might be fake, notes: “the screenshot shows it being reblogged by another user but the tags on the post look more like tags you'd add on an original post, not a reblog" • in response to @waltzingbears observation, an anon sent me a message, suggesting that the weird tags could be explained by a "popular plugin called Missing E" which "automatically added the tags of the person you were reblogging from (in this case, perhaps the original post) to your own reblog." • to further our investigation, @swordcats contacted the reddit user who posted the thread. the user responded, saying they believe they "found it on 4chan", adding that it was "probably fake" MechaMew2 04:12 Oh wow, blast from the past. I think I found this on 4chan... so probably fake then. if anyone has more information that could help the investigation, please let me know
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