Meme Encyclopedia

Popular right now

Fukouna Shoujo 03

Fukouna Shoujo 03

7 years ago

Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples.

Italian Brainrot Animals

Mateus Lima • about a month ago

Tralalero Tralala meme example.

Tralalero Tralala

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • 2 months ago

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Owen Carry • 14 days ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur meme image examples.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • about a month ago

Know Your Meme is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext recipe food ingredient

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (858px x 690px)

File size: 58.2 KB

HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

View All 45,734 Images

More:

Anon has a healthy relationship with his sister in law | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home >wife talks to sister on phone a lot >mostly on speakerphone >one day start to masturbate to her sister's voice Paser nt sin 78 KB PNG >came buckets >habit.jpg >this goes on for months >her sister comes to visit >hear her voice >boner.mkv >wife goes to work (I work at home) >alone with her sister >she starts talking with me >more boner >can't hide it >she notices it >just smiles, doesn't say anything >try to get away >she corners me and doesn't let me leave >finally comments on my boner >trapped like a rat in a cage >come clean and admit everything >she says it's okay >rubs my bulge >says it's really big >undoes my trousers >her eyes get really big >not as big as my c--- tho >she strokes it >I c-- >"this is our little secret anon, don't ever tell my sister" >noshitsherlock.png That was like three visits ago, I've never gotten more than a handy from her, but I always get them, and yes I still rub one out when I hear her voice on the phone.

Pin

Anon larps as a pirate | /r/Greentext

ile: image jpg (16 KB, 409x307) Anonymous (ID: öyTxwp3) 05/19/14(Mon)01:31:58 Worst sex story thread? >Be me >Just graduated >Hanging out with qt3.14 girlfriend after Graduation party >Both extremely drunk >On my bed >She starts rubbing my c--- through my jeans >Says that she's never role played and wants to try >"O-okay what do you want to do?" >"Ive always wanted to f--- Jack Sparrow" >Wat.jpg >Only thíng I have pirate related is an eyepatch and a pirate hat from a few halloweens ago >Letsdothis.avi >She starts sucking me off >in the spurr of the moment shout "THARR SHE BLOWS" >Realize what I just said >She starts laughing and ends up gagging on my d--- and puking >C-- because she was deepthroating when it happened >Dad walks in >"Hey anon do you." >Stares at the horrific scene that has just happend >Mixture of c-- and puke all over bed >Look at dad and say "A-ahoy matey" >He backs out and closes my door >Pretty sure he ran after ciosing the door >Never looks me in the eye again >Mfw

Pin

Anon watches the Matrix | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)23:07:14 No.869140390 >load up Matrix Ressurection on НВО >instantly greeted with "strong female character with short blue hair" >instantly knew the movie would 64 KB JPG suck

Pin

Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)07:55:05 No.63251555 >be me IZONE >s------- in public university cool bathroom >no one else here >two alphas walk in >l'm squat pooping, so they don't see my feet under the stall door 465 KB PNG >don't want them to bully me, so I stay as quiet as possible >they start talking about sex and drugs and other alpha things >goes on for five minutes >they notice one of the stall doors is closed >knock on door >'yo, is anyone in there?' >panic >shout 'F--- OFF! >my voice is incredibly deep >they leave the bathroom quickly >mfw I scared the alphas

Pin

Halo Infinite sucks dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous embarrassing moments 12/22/21(Wed)20:16:36 No.23698039 >my brother's girlfriend found out I was trans (brother outed me to her) >she asked me to elaborate on that ("so do you want to become a girl or..." >"no,I was born a female and I transitioned to be a man") >she covers her mouth and gasps "OH 367 KB PNG MY GOOO0OD... so precious" >brother looks at me awkwardly >she says "we should go shopping some time" >w--? >last weekend she texts me and says they were having a girl's night out shopping for Christmas presents >"I'm not interested" >she calls me >"can you please come pleeeeeeease" >"no" >"I'll buy you whatever you want up to $100" >"ok fine" >we're at the mall with her and 2 of her friends >she introduces me to them >"hey I said I would get you something if you came, where do you want to go?" >"ok come with me" >walk to Gamestop >they're talking to each other while I am quiet >ask the cashier for Halo Infinite >brother's gf says "wait... we need to have a talk about this?" >"you said anything under $100" >"ok yeah... okay it will be on debit" >she pays for the game >we leave the store and she walks to a bench and gestures for me to sit down >"so... I thought your brother said you were trans? like born female and all that?" >"yeah?" >"but you picked out a video game? what's that all about?" >"well what were you expecting?" >"but you are born female you should have you know... don't you like clothes or makeup surely you grew up with an interest in girl things? I don't understand why you picked a video game?" >there's this look of utter confusion on her face >"I always played games, why are you looking at me like that?" >"when I said we'll go shopping I meant clothes and makeup and stuff. surely you knew what I meant? and you're not talking? you aren't really fun..." >"I don't want to argue with you" >"I mean this isn't how I pictured it at all... can I have the game and give it to my boyfriend for Christmas, I paid for it" >"you said that you will buy it for me if I came" >"but this isn't how I pictured it you know..."

Pin

Anon takes a cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >I have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh >go find a cleaning lady 360 KB PNG >l don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw

Pin

Trust Science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2hdbf9Uh 12/22/21(Wed)21:59:48 No.353248249 RUST SCIENCE no ne North America... The Kingdom of Tyrannosaurus rex The Late Cretaceous of North America was home to many of the dinosaurs we know best. The Earth was much warmer than atonsant areatadood foraste th 7gpjg3wnf4781.jpg 1.47 MB JPG >take the kids to see the T-rex >see this

Pin

Anon becomes the best version of himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)15:40:45 No.61062269 >I'm 27 and don't enjoy anything anymore >read the New Testament >become a Christian >Start practicing nofap >get a job 80 KB JPG >fix my relationship with my parents >start fasting and exercising frequently >quit p--- and m----------- >start practicing guitar >meditate everyday for 15 minutes >suddenly everything becomes enjoyable again >Even the sunlight is beautiful >walking down a forest trail is incredible >feel the best I've felt in years I'm 27 and I'm starting to enjoy things again. Is this the beginning of the road?

Pin

Anon admires the Finish president | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 9)ZD606A 12/22/21(Wed)11:40:12 No.353184800 >made Finland the happiest country on earth >turned Finland into a global military power by building up a fleet of 64 F35s. How does she do it? 833 KB JPG E Anonymous (ID: J63N/krF)O 12/22/21(Wed)11:41:20 No.353184898 >>353185129 # >>353189923 # >>353200519 # >>353200557 # >>353201383 # : Anonymous (ID: VHSCDOPI 12/22/21(Wed)11:41:45 No.353184930 >>353184800 (OP) # Not sure. But l'd love to watch her squeeze out a thick Finnish turd. Steaming in the crisp cold air, the smell hanging as thick as her poo in the air. >>353185128 # >>353193941 # >>353194282 # >>353197696 #

Pin

Anon had a weird dream | /r/Greentext

>weird f------ dream i had: >chilling in my room >look through my window on second floor >see three elderly women passing by on the road >look at them for a while 599 KB PNG >one of them looks at my window >oh s--- they saw me >she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window. >window turns black >bitch just turned off my window >wake up angry >what??

Pin

Anon is beta simp | /r/Greentext

>>66664342 >>66664400 >>66664440 >>66664450 Lads what's the simplest thing you've ever done? I'll go first >9th grade >Hanging out with oneitis >She has been dating some cholo thug who is like 22 when we're 13 >He comes over to her house and f---- her whenever her parents aren't home >One day we're chilling like usual >She asks if she can confide in me >Sure I guess >She tells me that her boyfriend doesn't give her head because he thinks it's gay to eat p---- >She's getting tired of having sex with him because of it >Wants to break up with him over it >This is my shot to finally date her >Instead she asks me if I can eat her out before he gets here so she'll be wet when he f---- her >Agree like a beta simp >Eat her out for 45 minutes >She tells me she'll let me make love to her for the favor >Start taking my pants off >Finally about to have sex with the girl I've been simping over since 3rd grade >About to put it in >Front door opens >It's her drug dealer bf >She makes me get in the closet since he's coming upstairs, tells me I can f--- her later >he comes upstairs >Doesn't even say anything, just pulls up her skirt and goes to town on her >He's like 8 inches too p---- >He pounds her for like 45 minutes >I watch the whole thing, try to j------- but l'm too sad >C--- balls deep in her >Leaves >Come out of her closet >"Anon I know I said l'd let you f--- me earlier but my p---- is really sore, can we just cuddle instead?" >Agree because I'm beta af After that I ended up driving to the pharmacy and getting a plan b for her. The saddest thing is that I have so many simp moments related to this girl and a few others. I'm like the least sexually threatening person on the planet so women don't even register me when they have their w---- talks. God I hate myself

Pin

Anon lives in detroit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)18:57:08 No.64177130 Cant have s--- >be me >23 year old male >poo fetish >usally order the goods from websites specialised for this kind of stuff 231 KB PNG >moved to detroit recently >couldnt take the poo with me >ordered new poo online >package didnt arrive >ask ups they say it has been delivered >w--? >check security cammera >some porch pirate stole the f------ package >mfw Cant have s--- in detroit

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon Respects m’theydy’s Pronouns | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her 24 KB JPG >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

316 views (2 from today)

Uploaded Dec 23, 2021 at 10:27AM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/274/510/70a.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

My Little Pony characters

My Little Pony

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

anisa jomhas onlyfans meme with idubbz of her in a low-cut tank-top captioned BABE ITS 4PM TIME FOR MY ONLYFANS PHOTOSHOOT and a picture of a dumbfounded iDubbz saying YES HONEY implying very simp like behavior

Anisa Jomha's OnlyFans

Encyclopedia	Media	Editorials	More
Cultures Events People Sites Subcultures Submit	Episodes Images Images Trending Images Templates Upload an Image Videos Videos Trending Upload an Video	News Explainers Collections Interviews In the Media White Papers Behind the Scenes Meme Review Poll Meme Insider Insights	Meme Insider Magazine Meme Store Forums Our Story Staff Contact Credits Site Rules Guidelines and Policies The Style Guide

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.

KYM instagram

KYM tiktok

KYM youtube

KYM discord

KYM discord

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.