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>be me, but be me at age 8 >be helping my mom with some baking >she gets a call from my sister and has to go pick her up from gymnastics >sprainedankle.jpg 147 KB JPG >"anon I have to go get anonsis, I'm writing down the instructions for the cake, just follow them exactly ok?" >k >she leaves and everything goes pretty well until I see "add Splenda" on the list >we were out, but being the Kick ass detective I was I thought "Splenda = sweet.Sugar = sweet. l'll use sugar!" >add a f--- ton of sugar >later that day we have family over for dinner >they love the cake >fuuuuuuuckyes >especially my fatass aunt, she ate like 3/4 of the f------ thing >whatever >ffw 2 days later >aunt had half her leg amputated >turns out she was diabetic >they figured it was something she ate at that dinner, my mom says "The only sweets was the cake and we made it with Splenda , isn't that right anon?" >mfw

Anon does some baking. | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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