Pokémon - Not scary enough

I'd rather want a ghost in my room than a three headed murder dragon

Ghost Dex entries: [predictable "oooh spooky"]
Random Dex entries: "Primeape only calms down and knows peace when it's dead, usually from having a rage aneurysm. Wild Victreebel are maneaters. Spoink will die of heart failure if it cannot bounce. Metapod can be eviscerated just by being moved too much."

damn nature, you scary