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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)07:50:25 No.67623345 >Be Me >Be Younger >Be Somewhat Retarded >Be EFL, but don't understand the euphemism "Jerking Off" >Somehow think that it just means wasting time and not doing anything productive. >Use the phrase constantly for years. 10 KB JPG Friends: "Hey Anon, what are you doing this weekend?" >l dunno, just jerking off I guess Teachers: "Hey Anon, why didn't you finish your assignment?" >Sorry I spent all last night jerking off. Stacy: "Are you going to the dance Anon?" >Naw, I will probably just stay home and j-------. Siblings: "Help with the chores Anon!" >No! Just leave me alone to j------- Coach: "You gained some weight in the off season Anon." >Ya, sorry, to much jerking off. Grandmother: "Did you like spending the week with us Anon." >It was great Grandma, but I think I jerked off to much Boss: "You gonna finish everything this sprint?" >Ya if I can keep from jerking off. The list goes on and on but ... >No one corrects me >No one challenges me >No one disciplines me >Most are unsure how to react >Turn 30, cold boot understanding.exe >Learn soon after that I am generally known as the j------- guy. What the f---? How did all the normies let me do this for years? In retrospect maybe it was kind of a life hack with how much it put everyone off balance while I was totally oblivious. But overall, probably not a great trade off for always being known as the j------- guy.

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)07:50:25 No.67623345 >Be Me >Be Younger >Be Somewhat Retarded >Be EFL, but don't understand the euphemism "Jerking Off" >Somehow think that it just means wasting time and not doing anything productive. >Use the phrase constantly for years. 10 KB JPG Friends: "Hey Anon, what are you doing this weekend?" >l dunno, just jerking off I guess Teachers: "Hey Anon, why didn't you finish your assignment?" >Sorry I spent all last night jerking off. Stacy: "Are you going to the dance Anon?" >Naw, I will probably just stay home and j-------. Siblings: "Help with the chores Anon!" >No! Just leave me alone to j------- Coach: "You gained some weight in the off season Anon." >Ya, sorry, to much jerking off. Grandmother: "Did you like spending the week with us Anon." >It was great Grandma, but I think I jerked off to much Boss: "You gonna finish everything this sprint?" >Ya if I can keep from jerking off. The list goes on and on but ... >No one corrects me >No one challenges me >No one disciplines me >Most are unsure how to react >Turn 30, cold boot understanding.exe >Learn soon after that I am generally known as the j------- guy. What the f---? How did all the normies let me do this for years? In retrospect maybe it was kind of a life hack with how much it put everyone off balance while I was totally oblivious. But overall, probably not a great trade off for always being known as the j------- guy.

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