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Anonymous 03/28/22(Mon)14:47:25 No.129610489 is there any real difference between women and raccoons >steals your food >always lays on your spot on the sofa >produces a lot of annoying sounds >can be fairly cute that makes you want to hug it >gets fat once she gives birth to offsprings >natural instinct to wash things >loves cotton candy >friends thinks it's cool if you have one >tries to scrape your face off when it's angry I really dont see a difference

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