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![: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)23:05:04 No.869204526 >Be me >28yo male nurse >receive elderly patient "Fred [Redacted]" >have to take his temp with rectal thermometer 128 KB JPG >Fred is clearly uncomfortable and awkward about the process >looks like he wants to knock my lights out when I ask him to disrobe >l insert the thermometer and wait for it to read >awkwardsilence.mp3 >try to lighten the mood >"Infrared thermometer? More like in-Fred thermometer!" >crickets >wait through the longest 8 seconds of my life >thermometer beeps >temp is normal >don't say another word to each other and I leave so doc can see him >that is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever done at this practice](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/275/079/640.jpg "Anon is a Nurse. | /r/Greentext")
![File: fml.gif (43 KB, 640x636) Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:52:31 No.77717970 [Reply] >>77717995 >>77718032 I'm tired of jacking off I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with but I don't want an STD, unwanted child, or undercover glownigger busting me for paying an escort Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:56:14 No.77717995 File: Boomer Sips.jpg (80 KB, 680x661) >>77717970 (OP) Well tough s---, bucko. If you want a greater reward, you gotta take a bigger risk. That's just life. Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)03:02:32 No.77718032 >>77717970 (OP) >download hinge >bite the hardest bullet and pay for the premium or whatever so you can sort for short term relationship women >match with them >??? >lose virginity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/831/067/a84.png "Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext")
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